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*audio may not be suitable for work or youngsters. But no more so that Bob in the Enzyte commercials.

 

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I bet Bobb is making up a special batch of ENZYTE for all his friends at Christmas. :)

 

 

Hmmmm...gives a whole new meaning to 'spiking the punch' doesn't it? ;)

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Ya know, they sell tens of millions of viagra and Cialas every year....but have you ever met ANYBODY that would admit they take it? :blink:

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I bet Bobb is making up a special batch of ENZYTE for all his friends at Christmas. :)

 

Well Badger, ya guessed it. But I'm sendin' yew a toned down supply of Enzyte.

It's not very potent, jes enuff ta keep ya from peein' on yer socks n' sandals. ;)

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Ya know, they sell tens of millions of viagra and Cialas every year....but have you ever met ANYBODY that would admit they take it? :blink:

I cut em in half, used em for aw coupla years, now I dont pee on my boots

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PRK Arms in Fresno CA? I wonder if the name was selected for any specific reason? (And I am in California!)

 

EDIT:

Looking at their website, I think so.

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Didn't listen or watch but DANG! a girl sure could get in trouble in this thread!

 

If any of you singles "measure" at all, please see my previous thread! :blush:

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Didn't listen or watch but DANG! a girl sure could get in trouble in this thread!

 

If any of you singles "measure" at all, please see my previous thread! :blush:

 

It's audio only, SBL. You really should give it a listen. Should have you ROFL.

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It ain't how long you make it, it's how make it looooonnnngggg.

 

Ant more fallick (sic)jokes?

 

DD

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Ya know, they sell tens of millions of viagra and Cialas every year....but have you ever met ANYBODY that would admit they take it? :blink:

 

Back in my truckin' days, a friend gave me a little blue pill. Said it worked wonders fer him and his wife.

 

So, I put it in my jeans pocket and forgot all about it, till the wife washed my jeans.......................................

 

 

 

Took two weeks da fold'em up ! :wacko::lol:;)

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rotfl.. so question .. If I buy a gun there will I become a guy? Not interested.. lol.. funny.. very funny..

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I hit the tree once last year. :)

 

You must have been standing on a tree limb...I don't count...

 

Texas Lizard

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Geesh.. like any of this matters more than love, huh? lol.. holy cow a small town kid is so lost all of this.. have fun.. Good night.. and see ya tomorow on a different thread..

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It ain't how long you make it, it's how make it looooonnnngggg.

 

Ant more fallick (sic)jokes?

 

DD

 

Long enough for a threesome...So I have been told...OK, so I told the story...As Willie says in his poem...It use to spring to life and watch me shave...Today it sadly hangs it head to watch me tie my shoes...In my case, it just hangs well enough not to need glasses...

 

Texas Lizard

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Actually I was standing on a stump as I recall. The tree was over yonder.

 

The truth does hurt...

 

Texas Lizard

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I'll admit to usin it. Keeps me from rollin out of bed. :P

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I hit the tree once last year. :)

waz alkeehol involved? :mellow:

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Actually I was standing on a stump as I recall. The tree was over yonder.

 

 

There wasn't a cow involved in this scenario was there? :blush:

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Alcohol? Badger? Shirley you jest, Bobb.

 

Well...I'm shore yer Elixer contains some alkeehol content... an dont call me Shirley! :huh:

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There wasn't a cow involved in this scenario was there? :blush:

 

Not being from ranch life, some can further into something...And I'm not asking what it is all about...

 

Texas Lizard

 

I thought you used sheep??

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I'll admit to usin it. Keeps me from rollin out of bed. :P

 

Sounds like you need a Cowgirl rider...

 

Texas Lizard

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I'll admit to usein' it !!

 

 

When I'm finished lovin' da wife, da whole neighborhood gives out a collective sigh and lites up a smoke ! ! ;)B)

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Guest Tennessee Stud, SASS# 43634 Life

There wasn't a cow involved in this scenario was there? :blush:

 

 

Threads like this... really take their turns... don't they?

 

Somehow's... a "stump-broke cow" has done snuck into the conversation.....

 

And admittin' to takin' some of that... Sky-alice.... yep. I done it two years ago... because my lady-physician advised it 'cause she was worried 'bout some debilitatin' effects of a staph infection....

 

Ya know... that fore-warnin' they lends out in them commercials... and says... if the effects "last more than four hours, contact your physician." Well... mine lasted a day and a-half.

 

Hell... instead of the physican... I called the local newpaper... told 'em to send a photographer....

 

ts

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Threads like this... really take their turns... don't they?

 

Somehow's... a "stump-broke cow" has done snuck into the conversation.....

 

And admittin' to takin' some of that... Sky-alice.... yep. I done it two years ago... because my lady-physician advised it 'cause she was worried 'bout some debilitatin' effects of a staph infection....

 

Ya know... that fore-warnin' they lends out in them commercials... and says... if the effects "last more than four hours, contact your physician." Well... mine lasted a day and a-half.

 

Hell... instead of the physican... I called the local newpaper... told 'em to send a photographer....

 

ts

 

 

Remember the three guys on the bridge...Your number one...You don't have chance...

 

Texas Lizard

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I'll admit to usein' it !!

 

 

When I'm finished lovin' da wife, da whole neighborhood gives out a collective sigh and lites up a smoke ! ! ;)B)

 

Get off the front yard...

 

Texas Lizard

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Get off the front yard...

 

Texas Lizard

 

 

 

Now I ask ya......

 

 

Whar's da fun doin' it in da back yard ?

 

 

I want da neighborhood to know what a good women I got......

 

So I go advertisein' ! :lol:B)

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Now I ask ya......

 

 

Whar's da fun doin' it in da back yard ?

 

 

 

Variety . . sometimes you get a whole different view of things . . . . a pretty good different view . . . .

 

SC

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