Marshal Rusty Bore SASS#22739 Posted May 23, 2011 Posted May 23, 2011 Rusty hears the voice of an Angel that startles him from his alcoholic stupi......err.........stoopi.......err.......Rusty comes too to see the face of the Angel and is sure he is dead. He suddenly starts to ask for forgiveness of all his hangins...err.....misdeeds when he notices his fellow Saloonatics having a good laugh at hisownselfs expense. :wub: Why Miss Rocky :wub: it shure is a pleasure ta see ya back in the Saloon (ACS)! Sit on down here and have a drink I hear BH is buying! P.S. Remember that pic I posted several years ago of me painting my 3 year olds fingernails just as I was about to head for a CAS match? That young'n turned 13 last month!
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted May 24, 2011 Posted May 24, 2011 Bottles, a round for all the Huginkiss gals on my tab! Grizz........HEY GRIZZ !!!!!! Now don't go off hoggin' all dem women type lady folks to yurownself. Bottles, put a bottle of Bulliet on der table (and on Flint's tab) wif my name on it.
Whiskey Business Posted May 24, 2011 Posted May 24, 2011 Grizz........HEY GRIZZ !!!!!! Now don't go off hoggin' all dem women type lady folks to yurownself. Bottles, put a bottle of Bulliet on der table (and on Flint's tab) wif my name on it. Hawk, seeing as it is on Flint's tab, pour me a double!
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted May 24, 2011 Posted May 24, 2011 Hawk, seeing as it is on Flint's tab, pour me a double! All rat den ! Y'all tree ladies pull up a seat and I'll git 2 bottles of Bulliet fer each of ya and will put it on Flint's tab again !!
Bama Red Posted May 24, 2011 Posted May 24, 2011 Why, Miss Rocky!! Hope you're back to stay for awhile!? The Saloon (ACS) ain't been the same without ya. Makes me wish I was a-goin' to EOT this year. Bottles! A snifter of yer finest Hennessy for Miss Rocky, if ya please, and the usual (three fingers of Gentleman Jack) fer me. (Thats three fingers in a #4 washtub mind you!)
EE Taft Posted May 24, 2011 Posted May 24, 2011 DADGUM!!! All these lovely ladies in here! Here, I'll by all of y'all a drink (on Flint's tab) then I'm gonna get on outta here! .......elst Mama Taft'll come in and give me a floggin' with 'er rollin' pin! ~EE Taft~
Rocky Meadows, SASS#18501 Posted May 24, 2011 Author Posted May 24, 2011 Yes, INDEED guilty!! Sidio darlin, soooo good to see you too. MMmmmmmmm mmmmmm MMMMMMMM!! ...and Black Harris you handsome thing you it's always good to see you. taft my dear, yes you better git. It looks like your about ready to pass out as it is. Bama darlin, I've just been so busy as of late it's hard to get time for pleasure. I'm learning to more now. Smutey dear, it's been a loooooong time. You look a s wonderful as ever. Whiskey darlin, nice to meet you. Well, Hoss, it's wonderfull to see you too. Chili my little Red Hot Pepper, here how do you like red? Hawk aren't you just as sweet as a georgia peach, don't mind if I do. GASP!!! Rocky drops the glass handed her by Hawk it shatters on the ground. MARSHAL! Rocky gets a runnin start towards her beloved Rusty and launches herself up wraps her arms around his neck and plants one on him. Well, you tall cool drink of water how have you been?
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted May 24, 2011 Posted May 24, 2011 Well, Mz. Rocky, I am sure that all of us cowboys and cowgirls are hoping you will stay and visit with us for a spell. Old Saloon is pretty much gone, and the new one is much more fitting for fine ladies such as yourself and the other ladies in here. Can't say that the cowboys are any more refined, but they is all good of heart.
Helda Huginkiss #23799 Posted May 24, 2011 Posted May 24, 2011 Rocky, You better let Marshal go he is turning blue.. like a smurf. You sure draw the finest cowboys to the saloon!! Why I ain't seen hide nor hair of Chili Pepper or the Marshal or Badger for quite a while. Whiskey Business.. Great to meet ya. ALLIEE!! Hello! HOwdy Hoss!! where you Bean? Bye Bye EE!!
Rocky Meadows, SASS#18501 Posted May 24, 2011 Author Posted May 24, 2011 YIKES!! Sister theres NO E, no E I tell ya. Fix that before Ali gets in here. Oh, HI Ali my sweet sister. Come on over here and help me with some of these drinks.
Helda Huginkiss #23799 Posted May 24, 2011 Posted May 24, 2011 Ok I will take the eee out of ALi!! and send it with Taft... He can use more ees. More WHISKEEEEE Ooops the ees are rampant in here.
Flint McCloud 3103L Posted May 24, 2011 Posted May 24, 2011 Rocky... See what happens when you are gone fer so long...??? It's close to a tumultuous riot in here right now... And what is this me poor, poor tab...??? Dang... I un-nail it from the bottom o' the pile and it's like a bull at the first green up o' spring... Full steam ahead...!!! Oh well... my credit is still good... right...??? Vaya con Dios
Helda Huginkiss #23799 Posted May 24, 2011 Posted May 24, 2011 Flint if you have problems we can sell Rockys Chair that goes with her couch.
Whiskey Business Posted May 24, 2011 Posted May 24, 2011 Rocky, Helda, Good to make y'alls aquaintence. Y'll seen to have quite an effect on these cowboys, specially Badger. Lookee there, he has on his best Sunday go to meeting t-shirt. It's the one with only a few holes and tobaccy stains.
Rocky Meadows, SASS#18501 Posted May 24, 2011 Author Posted May 24, 2011 Well, they all have an effect on us as well. Some of these boys have been since the begining with me....and my Hugginkiss sister,why I've rode with her just as long. Though iffin she pulls me off another cowboy like that, theres gunna be trouble. When ya gotta good liplock on one like that it can smart. Heck she's already sold off my furniture now she's ruining my fun!! SHEEEEESH.
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted May 24, 2011 Posted May 24, 2011 Thanks for the greetings Helda and Rocky! It's Allie (yes E) Mo (no E). I really don't worry about it. It's just something to joke about. Although, being likened to one of the stooges, Moe (yes e), isn't one of my favorite things. I think I'll have a Crown-rocks, please, in honor of the lovely evening I spent with DJ, Ruthless, and Doc at the Open. Allie Mo
Rocky Meadows, SASS#18501 Posted May 24, 2011 Author Posted May 24, 2011 Thanks for the greetings Helda and Rocky! It's Allie (yes E) Mo (no E). I really don't worry about it. It's just something to joke about. Although, being likened to one of the stooges, Moe (yes e), isn't one of my favorite things. I think I'll have a Crown-rocks, please, in honor of the lovely evening I spent with DJ, Ruthless, and Doc at the Open. Allie Mo Hey, at least I got the letter right. We all know it's in fun girl.
J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE Posted May 24, 2011 Posted May 24, 2011 You sure get a fine reception when you decide to show up here. I guess it is because you deserve it!
Whiskey Business Posted May 24, 2011 Posted May 24, 2011 Well, they all have an effect on us as well. Some of these boys have been since the begining with me....and my Hugginkiss sister,why I've rode with her just as long. Though iffin she pulls me off another cowboy like that, theres gunna be trouble. When ya gotta good liplock on one like that it can smart. Heck she's already sold off my furniture now she's ruining my fun!! SHEEEEESH. Tell her to get her own cowboy!
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted May 24, 2011 Posted May 24, 2011 I don't think you lovely ladies have to worry about a shortage of cowboys in here.
Rocky Meadows, SASS#18501 Posted May 24, 2011 Author Posted May 24, 2011 Tell her to get her own cowboy! RIGHT!! She has them lined up from here till Christmas!! I remember when my sister useta SHARE!!! Why JMark, you still talk a sweet game.
Helda Huginkiss #23799 Posted May 24, 2011 Posted May 24, 2011 looky Thar.. Its J Mark.. I'll be slicker than a whistle in a city.. Aint that sumthin!! Rocky I always share!!... I was just worried for Rusty.. Heck He hasn't seen ya in a month of Sundays and there ya go squeezin him blue!! He is liable to have hart Failyer!! Whiskey.. Shucks... These cowpokes are .... well......Great Old Friends. and It takes a long long Time to make OLD FRIENDS! Rocky taught me well .. I remember when... back in 99.... I first met Rocky.. Flyin in the arena on a spotted pony nine feet tall!!. Why she was yellin and whoopin and hollerin and she had 15 or 11 cowboys lined up just waiting for her to need mouth to mouth!! It was Awsome.. Guns blazin.. Dust flying ... Powder goin everwhere!! I wanted to ride just like her!! And then we went to da saloon!! Shes the bestest sista I ever had.. She even taught me how to make Apple Pie!! I am not very domesticated ya know... and she introduced me to some more cowboys with cherry bombs.
J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE Posted May 24, 2011 Posted May 24, 2011 We all have our talents Nice to see you ladies here, classes the place up a fair bit.
Rocky Meadows, SASS#18501 Posted May 24, 2011 Author Posted May 24, 2011 Awhhhhhhhhhh good times sistah, GOOD TIMES!!
Oklahomabound Posted May 24, 2011 Posted May 24, 2011 Oh Bound darlin, thank you much. Still as sweet as ever. I'm feeling a bit happy...er! ....and all you cowboys are lookin handsomer. **hick up** ..thanks kindly for the nice wurds, Ms. Rocky!!!! ...and since it's Tuesday afternoon, Bottles, Bottles.... ...yes Bottles we'll be having another round and this one's goin' on meownself's tab...
Whiskey Business Posted May 24, 2011 Posted May 24, 2011 looky Thar.. Its J Mark.. I'll be slicker than a whistle in a city.. Aint that sumthin!! Rocky I always share!!... I was just worried for Rusty.. Heck He hasn't seen ya in a month of Sundays and there ya go squeezin him blue!! He is liable to have hart Failyer!! Whiskey.. Shucks... These cowpokes are .... well......Great Old Friends. and It takes a long long Time to make OLD FRIENDS! Rocky taught me well .. I remember when... back in 99.... I first met Rocky.. Flyin in the arena on a spotted pony nine feet tall!!. Why she was yellin and whoopin and hollerin and she had 15 or 11 cowboys lined up just waiting for her to need mouth to mouth!! It was Awsome.. Guns blazin.. Dust flying ... Powder goin everwhere!! I wanted to ride just like her!! And then we went to da saloon!! Shes the bestest sista I ever had.. She even taught me how to make Apple Pie!! I am not very domesticated ya know... and she introduced me to some more cowboys with cherry bombs. Helda, I stumbled in here a few months ago while celebrating my first SASS match. I know what you mean about these cowpokes. They may get rowdy at times (ok by me), but this is the best bunch of people I've ever known. Real fun types, and would give you the shirt of their own back, whether you need it or not.
Marshal Rusty Bore SASS#22739 Posted May 24, 2011 Posted May 24, 2011 Why Miss Rocky! :blush: :blush: Thanks fer making my day!
Chili Pepper Kid, SASS #60463 Posted May 25, 2011 Posted May 25, 2011 Chili my little Red Hot Pepper, here how do you like red? I'm swooning!!! Chili Pepper Kid
Doc Cherokee, SASS#48332 Posted May 25, 2011 Posted May 25, 2011 You brighten up the saloon every time ya come in, Miz Rocky! Looking forward to finally meeting you in person at EOT!
Rocky Meadows, SASS#18501 Posted May 25, 2011 Author Posted May 25, 2011 Oooooooh you handsome man you!! I can not wait to plant one on you at EoT either. Or I mean meet you at EoT either.
Utah Bob #35998 Posted May 25, 2011 Posted May 25, 2011 looky Thar.. Its J Mark.. I'll be slicker than a whistle in a city.. Aint that sumthin!! Rocky I always share!!... I was just worried for Rusty.. Heck He hasn't seen ya in a month of Sundays and there ya go squeezin him blue!! He is liable to have hart Failyer!! Whiskey.. Shucks... These cowpokes are .... well......Great Old Friends. and It takes a long long Time to make OLD FRIENDS! Rocky taught me well .. I remember when... back in 99.... I first met Rocky.. Flyin in the arena on a spotted pony nine feet tall!!. Why she was yellin and whoopin and hollerin and she had 15 or 11 cowboys lined up just waiting for her to need mouth to mouth!! It was Awsome.. Guns blazin.. Dust flying ... Powder goin everwhere!! I wanted to ride just like her!! And then we went to da saloon!! Shes the bestest sista I ever had.. She even taught me how to make Apple Pie!! I am not very domesticated ya know... and she introduced me to some more cowboys with cherry bombs. Cowboys with cherry bombs....hmmmmm Nothing good can come from that.
Rocky Meadows, SASS#18501 Posted May 25, 2011 Author Posted May 25, 2011 Sayz WHO?? Wait till us fillies get ahold ofem!!
Whiskey Business Posted May 25, 2011 Posted May 25, 2011 Cowboys with cherry bombs....hmmmmm Nothing good can come from that. Are you talking about the drink, or those little explosive things high school boys use to blow up porcelin fixtures?
Helda Huginkiss #23799 Posted May 25, 2011 Posted May 25, 2011 Whiskey... Kind of Both... The are Marachino (SP??) cherries soaked in everclear... or some such hundred proof stuff... Sweet.. With a little explosion in your brain!! One or two and you're the BOMB!!
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