Manatee Posted March 30, 2011 Posted March 30, 2011 First reported to the local Greenwood police as a hate crime.....after all, he did hit a Mooslim.
Pitmaster, SASS #78461 Posted March 31, 2011 Posted March 31, 2011 Groan! U ben hittin' da sauce a little.
Manatee Posted March 31, 2011 Author Posted March 31, 2011 No, actually. I was looking up a gerund and diphthong and this just came to me.
WymoreWrangler SASS 46187L Posted March 31, 2011 Posted March 31, 2011 BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jack Houston # 35508 Posted March 31, 2011 Posted March 31, 2011 2 days ago a local deputy sheriff was KILLED trying to get a cow off the road! The cow charged him when his back was turned, knocked him into a ditch, he hit his head on a rock and died!!!
Professor Cubby Bear, SASS #29521 Posted March 31, 2011 Posted March 31, 2011 Maybe we had better just steer clear of it .....
Mad Dog Jack, SASS #77862 Posted March 31, 2011 Posted March 31, 2011 I'll just be mooving along now....
Stump Water Posted March 31, 2011 Posted March 31, 2011 No, actually. I was looking up a gerund and diphthong and this just came to me. If we can head this thread off on the thong direction I think we can salvage it.
Iron Pony Posted March 31, 2011 Posted March 31, 2011 Really thought ths was gong to be a Hillary joke, kind of wish it had been.
Hardscrabble,SASS#41292 Posted March 31, 2011 Posted March 31, 2011 "Diphthong" Underwear worn by females ,usually of the blond persuasion.
Cowboy Rick, SASS #49739L Posted March 31, 2011 Posted March 31, 2011 Always going for the easy "skinny cow" gag
Chickahominy Charlie Posted March 31, 2011 Posted March 31, 2011 "Rarely" does the skinny cow jokes get "well-done."
Mean Matt McCord, SASS #24683 Posted March 31, 2011 Posted March 31, 2011 I'm not hornin' in on this thread...oh no, not me...never...
Olen Rugged Posted March 31, 2011 Posted March 31, 2011 Ya need to hoof it on over to the saloon. Olen
Shooting Bull Posted March 31, 2011 Posted March 31, 2011 Really thought ths was gong to be a Hillary joke, kind of wish it had been. Title of the thread should have tipped you off. No was Hillary and "emaciated" could be in the same thread.
Olen Rugged Posted March 31, 2011 Posted March 31, 2011 Title of the thread should have tipped you off. No was Hillary and "emaciated" could be in the same thread. and...I believe we were talkin' cows here not pigs. Olen
Shooting Bull Posted March 31, 2011 Posted March 31, 2011 and...I believe we were talkin' cows here not pigs. Olen Between her and Bill, I never could tell which was the cow and which was the pig.
Chickahominy Charlie Posted March 31, 2011 Posted March 31, 2011 Between her and Bill, I never could tell which was the cow and which was the pig. The pig would be Hillary cuz everybody knows "some pigs are more equal than others." ....did I just make an Animal Farm joke?....jeez, must be a slow day....
Big Jake1001 Posted March 31, 2011 Posted March 31, 2011 If both of them were in the barnyard when the slop hits the trough....they would both come to feed. Just sayin' Big Jake
Cypress Sam, SASS #10915 Posted March 31, 2011 Posted March 31, 2011 I knew it was a joke. Cows, especially emaciated ones, don't have pickup trucks.
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