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Man Arrested for Hitting Emaciated Cow with Pickup Truck


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First reported to the local Greenwood police as a hate crime.....after all, he did hit a Mooslim.

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No, actually. I was looking up a gerund and diphthong and this just came to me.

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2 days ago a local deputy sheriff was KILLED trying to get a cow off the road! The cow charged him when his back was turned, knocked him into a ditch, he hit his head on a rock and died!!!

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No, actually. I was looking up a gerund and diphthong and this just came to me.

 

If we can head this thread off on the thong direction I think we can salvage it.

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Really thought ths was gong to be a Hillary joke, kind of wish it had been.

 

 

Title of the thread should have tipped you off. No was Hillary and "emaciated" could be in the same thread. :P

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Title of the thread should have tipped you off. No was Hillary and "emaciated" could be in the same thread. :P

 

 

and...I believe we were talkin' cows here not pigs.

 

Olen B)

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and...I believe we were talkin' cows here not pigs.

 

Olen B)

 

 

Between her and Bill, I never could tell which was the cow and which was the pig. :blink:

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Between her and Bill, I never could tell which was the cow and which was the pig. :blink:

 

The pig would be Hillary cuz everybody knows "some pigs are more equal than others." :lol:

 

 

 

....did I just make an Animal Farm joke?....jeez, must be a slow day.... :)

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If both of them were in the barnyard when the slop hits the trough....they would both come to feed. Just sayin'

 

Big Jake

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I knew it was a joke. Cows, especially emaciated ones, don't have pickup trucks.

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