Manatee 11 Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 First reported to the local Greenwood police as a hate crime.....after all, he did hit a Mooslim. Link to post Share on other sites
Pitmaster, SASS #78461 0 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Groan! U ben hittin' da sauce a little. Link to post Share on other sites
Manatee 11 Posted March 31, 2011 Author Share Posted March 31, 2011 No, actually. I was looking up a gerund and diphthong and this just came to me. Link to post Share on other sites
WymoreWrangler SASS 46187L 82 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Gold Canyon Kid #43974 105 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Udderly absurd! Link to post Share on other sites
Jack Houston # 35508 0 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 2 days ago a local deputy sheriff was KILLED trying to get a cow off the road! The cow charged him when his back was turned, knocked him into a ditch, he hit his head on a rock and died!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Wyatt 249 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Milk it for all it's worth Link to post Share on other sites
Professor Cubby Bear, SASS #29521 0 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Maybe we had better just steer clear of it ..... Link to post Share on other sites
Mad Dog Jack, SASS #77862 117 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 I'll just be mooving along now.... Link to post Share on other sites
Tom Payne 13115 15 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Sounds like BS to me :lol: Link to post Share on other sites
Stump Water 115 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 No, actually. I was looking up a gerund and diphthong and this just came to me. If we can head this thread off on the thong direction I think we can salvage it. Link to post Share on other sites
Tucson Jim 0 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 I've got no beef with this thread. Link to post Share on other sites
Iron Pony 0 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Really thought ths was gong to be a Hillary joke, kind of wish it had been. Link to post Share on other sites
Hardscrabble,SASS#41292 0 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 "Diphthong" Underwear worn by females ,usually of the blond persuasion. Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Rick, SASS #49739L 45 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Always going for the easy "skinny cow" gag Link to post Share on other sites
Chickahominy Charlie 9 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 "Rarely" does the skinny cow jokes get "well-done." Link to post Share on other sites
Mean Matt McCord, SASS #24683 0 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 I'm not hornin' in on this thread...oh no, not me...never... Link to post Share on other sites
Olen Rugged 0 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Ya need to hoof it on over to the saloon. Olen Link to post Share on other sites
Shooting Bull 1,960 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Really thought ths was gong to be a Hillary joke, kind of wish it had been. Title of the thread should have tipped you off. No was Hillary and "emaciated" could be in the same thread. Link to post Share on other sites
Olen Rugged 0 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Title of the thread should have tipped you off. No was Hillary and "emaciated" could be in the same thread. and...I believe we were talkin' cows here not pigs. Olen Link to post Share on other sites
Shooting Bull 1,960 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 and...I believe we were talkin' cows here not pigs. Olen Between her and Bill, I never could tell which was the cow and which was the pig. Link to post Share on other sites
Chickahominy Charlie 9 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Between her and Bill, I never could tell which was the cow and which was the pig. The pig would be Hillary cuz everybody knows "some pigs are more equal than others." ....did I just make an Animal Farm joke?....jeez, must be a slow day.... Link to post Share on other sites
Big Jake1001 172 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 If both of them were in the barnyard when the slop hits the trough....they would both come to feed. Just sayin' Big Jake Link to post Share on other sites
Cypress Sam, SASS #10915 411 Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 I knew it was a joke. Cows, especially emaciated ones, don't have pickup trucks. Link to post Share on other sites
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.