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Ambush 2011

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...iz anybody home????

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...all these changes just as the midget tossin' wuz 'bout to start... <_<

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Talking about "midget tossing", who won last years final? Understand there was some controversy by the use of the 5 toe gripper shoes worn by one of the "Tossers". :) MT

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That particular controversy is still brewing...

 

6 of the contestants were involved. I understand that drug testing may have to be done.... <_<

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That particular controversy is still brewing...

 

6 of the contestants were involved. I understand that drug testing may have to be done.... <_<

 

All decisions of the judges are final...as soon as they sober up <_<:blink:

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All decisions of the judges are final...as soon as they sober up <_<:blink:

Were there any cameras recording this historical match? Will Big-Foot be allowed to wear his 5 toeded shoes this year? Also, how much did the car wash charge for hosing the stick-um off the midgets, understand there was so much stick-em, several had to go through numerous times.

Understand that a fingerhold is allowed in the midgets belly button, that covers the midget with an inny. But is a grip allowed on a midget with an outer while twirling him/her with an overhead toss? MT

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Were there any cameras recording this historical match? Will Big-Foot be allowed to wear his 5 toeded shoes this year? Also, how much did the car wash charge for hosing the stick-um off the midgets, understand there was so much stick-em, several had to go through numerous times.

Understand that a fingerhold is allowed in the midgets belly button, that covers the midget with an inny. But is a grip allowed on a midget with an outer while twirling him/her with an overhead toss? MT

 

MT, MT, MT...all those questions will have to be put before the Rules Committee...and they don't convene until three days before the World Championship...scheduled for the Thursday afternoon prior to Ambush, directly behind El Camino's Cabin...not the four flusher.

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MT, MT, MT...all those questions will have to be put before the Rules Committee...and they don't convene until three days before the World Championship...scheduled for the Thursday afternoon prior to Ambush, directly behind El Camino's Cabin...not the four flusher.

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What did CC say???????? <_<

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That particular controversy is still brewing...

 

6 of the contestants were involved. I understand that drug testing may have to be done.... <_<

 

Yup - it seems that a few of the contestants may not have been under the influence of any drugs whatsoever! We simply can't have that!! :lol: :lol:

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Just for the record, I am NOT a midget, I am a dwarf.

 

Grizz

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What did CC say???????? <_<

 

He were speechless...fer the first time in a long while... :)

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I haven't quite figured this system out yet. My computer man was here, we were working on three computers. I am going banannas and broke paying him $60 an hour.

 

I had an announcement to make about the midget wresling for Ambush 2011. Little Bertha will not be able to attend this year. She was in a contest tonight and got hurt real bad. Louise the Tiger Lady, picked her up and threw her over the ring and she landed on the faces of four spectators and----well---they are all five in the hospital with various and sundry ailments and fractures and contusions. She is not expected to recover for a long, long time.

 

If any of you know of a substitute we can use let me know. We want to make this a yearly thing. It sure draws in the crowds.

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Understand there was some controversy by the use of the 5 toe gripper shoes worn by one of the "Tossers". :) MT

 

Ya'll are just jealous of my midget tossing 5 toe gripper shoes.

 

 

A feller has to feel pretty secure to wear them things out in public.

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Louise the Tiger Lady, picked her up and threw her over the ring and she landed on the faces of four spectators

I understand 3 of the 4 are now being confined to a room with special soft walls, ceilings, and floor. A specialist is being flown from all the way from the far reaches of the Amazons to help. Understand an exorcism failed. The 4th spectator is still on the loose and a warning put out not to approach, extremely dis-oriented, doesn't even remember who or what he was or is.

Understand Louise is up for "Player of the Year" for her Grand Slam over the playing field. No one ever had a 4 bagger before. MT

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Ya'll are just jealous of my midget tossing 5 toe gripper shoes.

 

 

A feller has to feel pretty secure to wear them things out in public.

 

Is that what they call it in Georgia? Secure? :unsure: :unsure:

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Mark does this mean we gonna have to build a regulation size wrasslin ring this year? The last one was a little small for CC .

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...yep, a new ring with 3 ropes.... <_<

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...yep, a new ring with 3 ropes.... <_<

Always going for bigger and better....

 

 

MT could bring up some of them gators up with him. I hear they're fun to rassle.

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Mark does this mean we gonna have to build a regulation size wrasslin ring this year? The last one was a little small for CC .

 

I was thinkin' about a cage match this year...that or a ladder match :unsure::blink::lol:

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I was thinkin' about a cage match this year...that or a ladder match :unsure::blink::lol:

 

A bigger ring would help a lot. If I had had more room last time Little Bertha would not have given me the beating she gave me. I couldn't hold on to that little woman. Ya'll laugh if ya want to. I'll bet any 'uv ya that she can put a whuppin on any 'uv yas. How does a hunnert sound?

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CC sounds like ya got an inside track on this match. Ya sure the Ref's ain't gettin a little kick back here ????? LETTT---SSSSSSS...... GET READY TA RUMBLE.

 

 

Mark, Cage match sounds good, least we can keepem locked up in one area till the spirits wear off.

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Now LSC,

A man's gotta have his spirits ta git thru somethin' like this. Now don't go messin' up tha game. Leave my booze alone, ya hear?

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...and whut 'bout them thar other folks, get to watch fer free, or iz thar gonna be a charge this year????

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CC I am really sorry to hear Little Bertha got hurt. Hope she is ok soon. Kinda liked her. She had more facial hair than me.

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Little Bertha is a nice little person....outside of the ring. She did take her job seriously tho.

 

 

Personally I think the ref should have called it when she started monkey stomping CC. And when she bit CC with that big tooth, well, that was just uncalled for.

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...do we need to send flowers????? <_<

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It's only 248 day's until Ambush, Maybe Bertha will be well by then......

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CC,I hear ya, I'm gonna bring some x-tra CR just in case ya run out this time. Ya can't never have too many spirits at an event like this.

 

 

OKB,We could get a wreath of flowers for CC or Quigley to wear with their thongs and flip flops to parade around the ring between rounds like

the gals do.

 

HTF,You and Bertha could pair up for a tag team match.Take on all comers.Kinda like last team standing.

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No,No,Little Bertha is all mine if she gets well enough to make it back to Ambush--she's all mine. I intend to pay her back. This time I'm gonna pay her back and then some. Whupped me like a rented mule---just you wait and see.

 

 

LSC:I think you have a wonderful idea

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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What was the long pause for? Re-thinking? :) :) MT

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It's only 248 day's until Ambush, Maybe Bertha will be well by then......

I'm ready, be it Wild Bunch, .the .22 match, or the "Main" match. All guns ready. By the way, I might be ready to sell my take down pump carbine short barrell .22 Gallery gun. Made by Rossi, just like the Winchester, pre-safety. So if anyone wants a good ole .22 for the match, let me know. MT

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