Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted October 30 Share Posted October 30 3 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said: 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted November 8 Share Posted November 8 What did the left eye say to the right eye? Just between us, something smells. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted November 10 Share Posted November 10 What do you call a space magician? A flying saucerer. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted November 10 Share Posted November 10 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted November 10 Share Posted November 10 I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. it was the refrigerator. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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John Kloehr Posted November 10 Share Posted November 10 3 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. it was the refrigerator. My Mernickel rig has not been in the dryer or refrigerator... There must be another reason I'm on the last hole. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted November 11 Share Posted November 11 How do you stop an elephant from charging? Take away her credit cards. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted November 11 Share Posted November 11 51 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: How do you stop an elephant from charging? Take away her credit cards. Always heard that was a rhinoceros 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted November 11 Share Posted November 11 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted November 12 Share Posted November 12 How do trees get on the internet? they log in of course. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted November 12 Share Posted November 12 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted November 12 Share Posted November 12 Does he tell off color jokes? 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted November 15 Share Posted November 15 "What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?" "They're both Paris sites." 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted November 15 Share Posted November 15 "Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera." 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted November 15 Share Posted November 15 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted November 22 Share Posted November 22 What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawdog Dago Dom Posted November 22 Author Share Posted November 22 Not everyone thinks Cleopatra is beautiful. But that's how Julius Caesar. 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted November 23 Share Posted November 23 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted November 27 Share Posted November 27 (edited) What do you call a retired vegetable? a has-bean Edited November 27 by Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted November 27 Share Posted November 27 ..... I'm more of a "wasn't really" ...... 🙃 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted November 30 Share Posted November 30 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted December 1 Share Posted December 1 7 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: ........ he don't but I probably will ....... 🥸 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted December 1 Share Posted December 1 12 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: ........ he don't but I probably will ....... 🥸 Well, if'n ya'd quit livin' and playin' with snakes, crocadills, sharks and other things tryin' to kill ya, ya wouldn't need them!!! * Get well soon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted December 1 Share Posted December 1 1 hour ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: Well, if'n ya'd quit livin' and playin' with snakes, crocadills, sharks and other things tryin' to kill ya, ya wouldn't need them!!! * Get well soon! ......... and where's the challenge in that ??? 🥸 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted December 1 Share Posted December 1 a87GVZQ_460svav1.mp4 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punxsutawneypete Posted December 1 Share Posted December 1 Are you allowed to tell Dad jokes if you don't have any kids?🤣 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Kloehr Posted December 2 Share Posted December 2 56 minutes ago, punxsutawneypete said: Are you allowed to tell Dad jokes if you don't have any kids?🤣 Maybe, does not seem to be a requirement for documentary proof. Things happen. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted December 2 Share Posted December 2 7 hours ago, punxsutawneypete said: Are you allowed to tell Dad jokes if you don't have any kids?🤣 ............................................. no ........... 😉 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted December 2 Share Posted December 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted December 7 Share Posted December 7 How did baby tell mom that her diaper needed changing? She sent Pmail. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted Tuesday at 05:51 PM Share Posted Tuesday at 05:51 PM Scientists got bored watching the earth spin so after 24 hours they decided to call it a day. 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted Tuesday at 06:10 PM Share Posted Tuesday at 06:10 PM 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawdog Dago Dom Posted Tuesday at 06:32 PM Author Share Posted Tuesday at 06:32 PM Even though he pays over $25,000 a month in child support, Stevie Wonder has not seen his kids. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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