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3 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes.

 

it was the refrigerator.

My Mernickel rig has not been in the dryer or refrigerator... There must be another reason I'm on the last hole.

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51 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

 

Take away her credit cards.

Always heard that was a rhinoceros

 

 

 

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12 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

 

 ........ he don't but I probably will .......  🥸

Well, if'n ya'd quit livin' and playin' with snakes, crocadills, sharks and other things tryin' to kill ya, ya wouldn't need them!!!

 

* Get well soon!

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1 hour ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

Well, if'n ya'd quit livin' and playin' with snakes, crocadills, sharks and other things tryin' to kill ya, ya wouldn't need them!!!

 

* Get well soon!

 

 

         ......... and where's the challenge in that ??? 🥸

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56 minutes ago, punxsutawneypete said:

Are you allowed to tell Dad jokes if you don't have any kids?🤣

Maybe, does not seem to be a requirement for documentary proof. Things happen.

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7 hours ago, punxsutawneypete said:

Are you allowed to tell Dad jokes if you don't have any kids?🤣

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

                  ............................................. no ...........

 

                                                   😉

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