Subdeacon Joe Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 I had the toughest time of my life! First, I got angina pectoris and then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering from these, I got tuberculosis, double pneumonia and phthisis. Then they gave me hypodermics. Appendicitis was followed by tonsillectomy. These gave way to aphasia and hypertrophic cirrhosis. I completely lost my memory for a while. I know I had diabetes and acute ingestion, besides gastritis, rheumatism, lumbago and neuritis. I don't know how I pulled through it. It was the hardest spelling test I've ever had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 I had an epiphany once but got several different medications and it hasn't come back, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 And here we were thinking we'd have take up a collection to send flowers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 Half way through this I was amazed you survived! Good one Joe I think you got us going! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: And here we were thinking we'd have take up a collection to send flowers. Chrysanthemums, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Hair, SASS #29557 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 You Mean Person You, I was getting ready to say a rosary for you and send you flowers, no-sugar candy and a get well card! Good one Joe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 I can't even pronounce them, forget about spelling them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 Joe, I figured the joke was going to be you were reading the Physician’s Desk Reference book then you set it aside and felt better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted February 11, 2023 Share Posted February 11, 2023 I was about to say, “Your day was even worse than mine” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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