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I just got got one of the best laughs from my Niece in Law! Her younger daughter looked at her and said "I thought I was your favorite daughter!" Her mom looks at her and says "I tell you both that!" I love this girl.

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My niece calls me her favorite uncle..,,,

 

 

I’m the only one she has!:P

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I tell Lobita she is my favorite oldest granddaughter.

 

I tell La Rubia she is my favorite youngest granddaughter.

 

Anyone wish to guess how many granddaughters I have?

 

I also tell their mother that she is my favorite daughter.

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9 hours ago, Alpo said:

I tell Lobita she is my favorite oldest granddaughter.

 

I tell La Rubia she is my favorite youngest granddaughter.

 

Anyone wish to guess how many granddaughters I have?

 

If I guess how many granddaughters you have will you show us a picture of both of them.  :ph34r:

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56 minutes ago, Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 said:

If I guess how many granddaughters you have will you show us a picture of both of them.  :ph34r:

Lobita 1274134963_AmelieRuger2.thumb.JPG.a7ae3fec0c725b12b9cec5df876059f6.JPG

 

La Rubia537586054_SolanaRuger1.thumb.JPG.7cb4bbd95ee22c14705befafa912603f.JPG

 

Boduvem

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And boduvem a couple of Christmases ago, in their presents from me.

 

 

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The big'un's a narwhal and the littl'un's a reindeer.

 

 

Looking at them, I still believe the big'un's a narwhal

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But while that littl'un's supposed to be a reindeer, with them spots, I now think she's an Axis.

 

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I always refer to my wife’s mother as “my favorite mother in law”

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Gonna make me break out old #77.....

 

Guy marries a woman about 5 years his junior.    After the honeymoon, she notices that every night he's out in the garage working on his guns (yeah, he's into CAS).  I mean every night, he's out there cleaning the guns, making adjustments, making ammo, casting bullets, the whole nine.   And then every weekend he's off cowboy shooting, and when he gets home from the shoots he's cleaning guns, depriming brass, you all know the drill

 

After about 3 months of this, she comes out to the garage and says "it would be nice if you spent as much time with me as you spent with your guns!".

 

Guy lets out a sigh and says "Dangit' woman, you're starting to sound like my ex wife"

 

She gets a horrified angry look on her face and says "What?!?!?   YOU TOLD ME YOU'D NEVER BEEN MARRIED BEFORE!!!!"

 

He says "I haven't" and goes back to working on his guns

 

 

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I tell me wife to tell her parents that "she is married to the best husband in the world".

 

She is very obedient; she tells her parents that "my husband told me to say that I am married to the best husband in the world".

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