Rip Snorter Posted May 12, 2022 Posted May 12, 2022 1 minute ago, Buckshot Bear said: I could show you an even bigger Holstein that lives in North Dakota. A tribute to their value. 3 Quote
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted May 12, 2022 Posted May 12, 2022 2 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said: ...... who are you calling "average" ??? 4 Quote
Rip Snorter Posted May 12, 2022 Posted May 12, 2022 1 minute ago, Buckshot Bear said: The first I've time understood a use for handgun shotshells! 3 Quote
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted May 12, 2022 Posted May 12, 2022 1 minute ago, Rip Snorter said: The first I've time understood a use for handgun shotshells! All birds is protected, ........ they is not armour-plated, but they is protected ..... 2 Quote
Buckshot Bear Posted May 13, 2022 Author Posted May 13, 2022 2 minutes ago, Rip Snorter said: The first I've time understood a use for handgun shotshells! They really go on the defensive in breeding season. https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/world/2018/09/two-perth-children-may-be-blinded-after-ferocious-magpie-attack.html 1 2 Quote
Rip Snorter Posted May 13, 2022 Posted May 13, 2022 1 minute ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: All birds is protected, ........ they is not armour-plated, but they is protected ..... Tennis Racquets then, and no harm done, just a bounce? 2 1 1 Quote
Alpo Posted May 13, 2022 Posted May 13, 2022 Y'all have a weird country. Birds attack people, but you can't fight back because birds are protected. You have most of the most poisonous snakes in the world, but you can't kill 'em because all of your snakes are protected. Animals have more rights than people. Weird. 2 1 Quote
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted May 13, 2022 Posted May 13, 2022 4 hours ago, Alpo said: Y'all have a weird country. Birds attack people, but you can't fight back because birds are protected. You have most of the most poisonous snakes in the world, but you can't kill 'em because all of your snakes are protected. Animals have more rights than people. Weird. .........DING!, ...DING!, ...DING!!! no more callers please, we have a winner !!! 4 Quote
Eyesa Horg Posted May 13, 2022 Posted May 13, 2022 (edited) Yikes, he doesn't look at all amused. Edited May 13, 2022 by Eyesa Horg Added text Quote
Alpo Posted May 14, 2022 Posted May 14, 2022 (edited) I just figured this out. You titled this the Aussie humour thread, but it's not really anything about humour. You trying to keep the tourists away (you damn sure have me convinced I don't want to go there). I'm kinda jealous. The closest we have to scare inSCARING the tourists away are yellow flies. Edited May 14, 2022 by Alpo otto, geez louise 2 1 Quote
Buckshot Bear Posted May 14, 2022 Author Posted May 14, 2022 16 minutes ago, Alpo said: I just figured this out. You titled this the Aussie humour thread, but it's not really anything about humour. You trying to keep the tourists away (you damn sure have me convinced I don't want to go there). I'm kinda jealous. The closest we have to scare in the tourists away are yellow flies. LOL Tell me about Yellow Flies Quote
Alpo Posted May 14, 2022 Posted May 14, 2022 10 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said: LOL Tell me about Yellow Flies https://nwdistrict.ifas.ufl.edu/nat/2019/06/07/yellow-flies-deer-flies-and-horse-flies-oh-my/ 1 Quote
Buckshot Bear Posted May 14, 2022 Author Posted May 14, 2022 1 hour ago, Alpo said: https://nwdistrict.ifas.ufl.edu/nat/2019/06/07/yellow-flies-deer-flies-and-horse-flies-oh-my/ Nah we got them covered as well, we call the rotten bastards March Flies here though and they're big and they bite HARD!!!! 1 Quote
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted May 14, 2022 Posted May 14, 2022 59 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said: Nah we got them covered as well, we call the rotten bastards March Flies here though and they're big and they bite HARD!!!! ........ and they're not only here in March, we get them all summer ...... 2 Quote
Buckshot Bear Posted May 14, 2022 Author Posted May 14, 2022 2 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: ........ and they're not only here in March, we get them all summer ...... And for the size of them.....amazing they can land and you can't feel a thing until the BITE. 2 1 Quote
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted May 14, 2022 Posted May 14, 2022 It would appear y'all need to use the 3 S rule shoot shovel SHUST UP CB 2 Quote
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted May 14, 2022 Posted May 14, 2022 The WhiteTail spider is one of our "special demons from hell" and also these: .... 2 Quote
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