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1 minute ago, Rip Snorter said:

The first I've time understood a use for handgun shotshells!

 

 All birds is protected, ........ they is not armour-plated, but they is protected .....   -_-

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2 minutes ago, Rip Snorter said:

The first I've time understood a use for handgun shotshells!

 

They really go on the defensive in breeding season.

 

https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/world/2018/09/two-perth-children-may-be-blinded-after-ferocious-magpie-attack.html

 

 

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Y'all have a weird country. Birds attack people, but you can't fight back because birds are protected. You have most of the most poisonous snakes in the world, but you can't kill 'em because all of your snakes are protected.

 

Animals have more rights than people.

 

Weird.

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4 hours ago, Alpo said:

Y'all have a weird country. Birds attack people, but you can't fight back because birds are protected. You have most of the most poisonous snakes in the world, but you can't kill 'em because all of your snakes are protected.

 

Animals have more rights than people.

 

Weird.

 

 

 

 

 .........DING!, ...DING!, ...DING!!!  no more callers please, we have a winner !!!

 

:excl:

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I just figured this out.

 

You titled this the Aussie humour thread, but it's not really anything about humour. You trying to keep the tourists away (you damn sure have me convinced I don't want to go there).

 

I'm kinda jealous. The closest we have to scare inSCARING the tourists away are yellow flies.

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otto, geez louise
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16 minutes ago, Alpo said:

I just figured this out.

 

You titled this the Aussie humour thread, but it's not really anything about humour. You trying to keep the tourists away (you damn sure have me convinced I don't want to go there).

 

I'm kinda jealous. The closest we have to scare in the tourists away are yellow flies.

 

LOL :) 

 

Tell me about Yellow Flies

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1 hour ago, Alpo said:

 

Nah we got them covered as well, we call the rotten bastards March Flies here though and they're big and they bite HARD!!!!

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59 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

Nah we got them covered as well, we call the rotten bastards March Flies here though and they're big and they bite HARD!!!!

 

 ........ and they're not only here in March, we get them all summer ......   :(

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