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1 hour ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

What does the guy in the top right represent.  All the others I get but not him.

 

       ....................... I have absolutely NO idea ......  :blink:

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15 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Yep we sure do have a problem feral goat population down here :(

 

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Have y'all discovered Cabrito?

First, get some Mexicans to cook it.

Let them cook it over an outdoor fire.

Serve on corn tortillas with cilantro and onion and jalapenos and salsa.

Those goats will be gone in no time!

And somebody will be rich! Maybe a bit gordo, too.  :P

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Seems to me the price people here in the states pay for "New Zealand lamb", y'all need to go into the "Australian goat" exporting business.

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13 minutes ago, Alpo said:

Seems to me the price people here in the states pay for "New Zealand lamb", y'all need to go into the "Australian goat" exporting business.

With some of the funny words they use to describe stuff, what makes you think that they are not already doing that? After all they call cookies a biscuit and small pick up trucks a Ute
(just funning with ya guys)

:P  :D  :lol:
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Gateway Kid 

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20 minutes ago, Gateway Kid SASS# 70038 Life said:

With some of the funny words they use to describe stuff, what makes you think that they are not already doing that? After all they call cookies a biscuit and small pick up trucks a Ute
(just funning with ya guys)

:P  :D  :lol:
Regards

:FlagAm:  :FlagAm:  :FlagAm:

Gateway Kid 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

    ............ well, ..... they IS biscuits and they IS utes,  ......

                    ...... just 'cause youse 'Mericans miss-name  things doesn't mean you're right.

                               ( even though there are so many more of you )  -_-

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On the subject of biscuits

 

I had an Englishman explaining it to me one time.

 

He said that one piece cookies - like ginger snaps - were biscuits, while multi-piece cookies -like Oreos - were cookies.

 

However chocolate chip cookies were cookies, even though they were only one piece.

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5 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Were/are these a 'thing' in the USA? Buying a souvenir teaspoon every town you go through on holidays?

 

This is a minor portion of @Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 collection :) 

 

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Yes. Wife had has three of these cabinets full with some in boxes. :rolleyes:

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6 minutes ago, Alpo said:

Have you all decided that every baby animal is a joey? I thought that was just kangaroos.

 

 

Mum and Joey koala?

 

 

Yes Alpo always been called Joeys......any baby from a marsupial is known as a Joey. 

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Okay, I can finally go to bed because I have finally learned something today. Took a long time. The day is almost over. But I learned something.

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Did y'all notice? Or maybe I'm the only one that inherited Dr Doolittle's ability.

 

But there about a 1:15 mum said, "Damn you stink. You smell like a human.", and Joey replied, " 'Tain't my fault. You're the one that dropped me."

 

Isn't it nice to know that family squabbles continue in the animal kingdom as well.

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4 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

 

Yes Alpo always been called Joeys......any baby from a marsupial is known as a Joey. 

 

  ...... and baby platypuss's's's's is called a puggle  ^_^  ....... (I learned that from the bear that had his butt .... err, buck shot  :blush:

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