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Going off on a tangent. Burt Reynolds movie called Hooper. Bert was a stuntman/actor in western movies. And he had a horse named Dancer.

 

It's a good thing if you have a horse that is trained to go to the bathroom on command. You don't have to re-do the shot because right in the middle of your soliloquy the horse starts taking a piss. Trigger was potty trained. That's how Roy could take him into the hospital to cheer up little kids - they knew he wasn't going to take a dump in the middle of the ward.

 

So Dancer is potty trained. And Hooper is mad at somebody about something - been a long time since I saw the movie and I don't remember why. So he backs his horse up to the side of the guy's expensive European convertible sports car, and says, "Kaka, Dancer, kaka", and the horse craps all over his leather seats.

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2 hours ago, Alpo said:

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SDJ best you to this one. 

 

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7 minutes ago, Father Kit Cool Gun Garth said:

 

SDJ best you to this one. 

 

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Did he post it in dogs? I could not remember where I got that, but my file said I had saved it 20 hours previously, and I went back in dogs to Tuesday and could not find it. So I figured I got it from another board.

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1 minute ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

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As you previously requested...

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37 minutes ago, Alpo said:

Did he post it in dogs? I could not remember where I got that, but my file said I had saved it 20 hours previously, and I went back in dogs to Tuesday and could not find it. So I figured I got it from another board.

 

He posted it here:

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The dog on the stick - it looked to me like the man's arm was going to give out before the dog's jaw did.

 

Idiot dog has done the "play dead" thing occasionally. If you have the collar adjusted correctly, so the leash is coming out underneath the chin and up over the muzzle, and you're strong enough to move the dog, just walk away pulling her. Worthless is always gotten up within maybe three or four feet. What do they call that - peaceful protest? She's just checking to see who's in charge. If I wait for her to get up, she's the boss. If I drag her down the street, I'm boss.

 

Sometimes people seeing this get offended, but you got to show your dog who's in charge every once in awhile. Just like with your kids.

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