Cactus Jack Calder Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 Line cutting I was in a long line at 5:45 am today at the grocery store that opened at 6 for seniors only. A young man came from the parking lot and tried to cut in at the front of the line, but an old lady beat him back into the parking lot with her cane. He returned and tried to cut in again but an old man punched him in the gut, then kicked him to the ground and rolled him away. As he approached the line for the 3rd time he said, "If you don't let me unlock the door, you'll never get in there." CJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 On 3/28/2020 at 6:01 PM, Wild Will Bartell said: I really like that one, Bill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 8 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said: Issued, no doubt, by the Ministry for Silly Walks ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alpo Posted April 12, 2020 Share Posted April 12, 2020 I started to wonder when that Gooney Bird took off over people - with people walking around on the runway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Utah Bob #35998 Posted April 12, 2020 Share Posted April 12, 2020 On 3/29/2020 at 12:19 PM, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: Al they’d hear is “whimfrkadebo?” Probably the suit would be enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Jones, SASS 2263 Posted April 12, 2020 Share Posted April 12, 2020 3 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said: nice one, Joe. I used to fly out of Templehof in the "old days". It's been closed for a while now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted April 12, 2020 Share Posted April 12, 2020 On 4/8/2020 at 4:58 PM, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: Issued, no doubt, by the Ministry for Silly Walks ........ No, not a Ministry. It's municipal, so it's a Department: with a Director, Deputy Director, Manager, Budget Officer, Cost Clerk, Choreographer, Dance co-ordinator, Graphic Artist, print specialist, counter clerk, file clerk and Public Relations Officer. If it was a Ministry, it would include all of the above plus a Minister, Deputy Minister, Assistant Deputy Minister, Office Manager, three Executive assistants, Secretary, Records Manager, Freedom of Information Officer and clerical staff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted April 12, 2020 Author Share Posted April 12, 2020 28 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: No, not a Ministry. It's municipal, so it's a Department: with a Director, Deputy Director, Manager, Budget Officer, Cost Clerk, Choreographer, Dance co-ordinator, Graphic Artist, print specialist, counter clerk, file clerk and Public Relations Officer. If it was a Ministry, it would include all of the above plus a Minister, Deputy Minister, Assistant Deputy Minister, Office Manager, three Executive assistants, Secretary, Records Manager, Freedom of Information Officer and clerical staff. Plus one person to do actual work rather than just go to meetings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted April 12, 2020 Share Posted April 12, 2020 5 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said: Plus one person to do actual work rather than just go to meetings. So you worked for a municipality as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted April 12, 2020 Share Posted April 12, 2020 6 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: No, not a Ministry. It's municipal, so it's a Department: with a Director, Deputy Director, Manager, Budget Officer, Cost Clerk, Choreographer, Dance co-ordinator, Graphic Artist, print specialist, counter clerk, file clerk and Public Relations Officer. If it was a Ministry, it would include all of the above plus a Minister, Deputy Minister, Assistant Deputy Minister, Office Manager, three Executive assistants, Secretary, Records Manager, Freedom of Information Officer and clerical staff. ....... ummmmmm, .... shouldn't there be an ordinary clerk for the counter clerk to counter ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 5 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: ....... ummmmmm, .... shouldn't there be an ordinary clerk for the counter clerk to counter ? You worked for the city as well, did you? There was, but there was a staff cut back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted April 13, 2020 Author Share Posted April 13, 2020 Well played! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 18 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: You worked for the city as well, did you? There was, but there was a staff cut back. ..... I just thought there seemed to be 1 short ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted April 13, 2020 Author Share Posted April 13, 2020 On 4/12/2020 at 2:16 PM, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: So you worked for a municipality as well? No. Just had to deal with them. Having to hit every desk. Twice. Uphill both ways. Only to be told that the one person who works is on indefinite medical leave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cactus Jack Calder Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 I'm telling you; Watch out for the people who are having trouble with isolation!! Just be careful because people are going crazy from being in lock down! Actually I've just been talking about this with the microwave and toaster while drinking coffee and we all agreed that things are getting bad. I didn't mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everything. I certainly did not talk to the fridge as he is acting cold and distant. In the end the iron straightened me out as she said everything will be fine, no situation is too pressing. The vacuum was very unsympathetic... told me to just suck it up, but the fan was more optimistic and hoped it would all soon blow over! The toilet looked a bit flushed when I asked its opinion and didn’t say anything but the doorknob told me to get a grip. The front door said I was unhinged and so the curtains told me to………..yes. you guessed it………… “pull myself together.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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