Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 A tall weather-worn cowboy walked into the saloon and ordered a beer. The regulars quietly observed the drifter through half-closed eyelids. No one spoke, but they all noticed that the stranger's hat was made of brown wrapping paper. Less obvious was the fact that his shirt and vest were also made of paper. Truth be told, even his chaps, pants, and boots were paper, including the spurs. As one might imagine, he was soon arrested for rustling... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 You’ll be in purgatory for a long, long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted August 13, 2018 Author Share Posted August 13, 2018 1 hour ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: You’ll be in purgatory for a long, long time. Nah, I'm Baptist. It's either up or down, we don't believe in a holding area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 Ba-Dump-bump-tisssshhhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoky Pistols Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 * groans and holds his head* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 Smuteye is appearing all week. Don't forget to tip the waitress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted August 13, 2018 Author Share Posted August 13, 2018 5 hours ago, Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 said: Smuteye is appearing all week. Don't forget to tip the waitress. And don't forget to try the veal! Charlie's cows were running to twins and, occasionally, triplets, so I figgered that he wouldn't mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original Lumpy Gritz Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 Go to your room........................................................................................................... OLG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 10 minutes ago, Smuteye John SASS#24774 said: And don't forget to try the veal That's my boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 I'm told there are countries where that kind of joke will get you shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoky Pistols Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 16 hours ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: I'm told there are countries where that kind of joke will get you shot. Is this one of 'em? Cause I'm willing to do it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted August 15, 2018 Author Share Posted August 15, 2018 2 hours ago, Smoky Pistols said: Is this one of 'em? Cause I'm willing to do it! Just for that, I won't explain why the chicken really crossed the road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 Colonel Sanders was after him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted August 16, 2018 Author Share Posted August 16, 2018 13 hours ago, Alpo said: Colonel Sanders was after him. No, to show the possum and armadillo that it could be done! Just don't tell Smoky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabez Cowboy,SASS # 50129 Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 Naw , it was the Pig's day off ... Jabez Cowboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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