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SHAMPOO WARNING!


Subdeacon Joe

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We all do it, wash our hair in the shower. But I found this warning:

Health Warning! Do NOT shampoo in the shower

DO NOT wash your hair in the shower!!

It’s so good to finally get a health warning that is useful!!!

IT INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO WHEN IT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SHOWER WITH IT. WARNING TO US ALL!!! Shampoo Warning!

I don’t know WHY I didn’t figure this out sooner! I use shampoo in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed very clearly on the shampoo label this warning; “FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME.”

 

No wonder I have been gaining weight!

Well! I got rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Dawn Dishwashing Soap. It’s label reads, “DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE.”

Problem solved! If I don’t answer the phone, I’ll be in the shower!

 

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We all do it, wash our hair in the shower. But I found this warning:

 

Health Warning! Do NOT shampoo in the shower

DO NOT wash your hair in the shower!!

Its so good to finally get a health warning that is useful!!!

IT INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO WHEN IT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SHOWER WITH IT. WARNING TO US ALL!!! Shampoo Warning!

I dont know WHY I didnt figure this out sooner! I use shampoo in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed very clearly on the shampoo label this warning; FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME.

 

No wonder I have been gaining weight!

Well! I got rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Dawn Dishwashing Soap. Its label reads, DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE.

Problem solved! If I dont answer the phone, Ill be in the shower!

 

My shampoo is working :o

 

GG

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WHy are you just telling us this now?

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By George! I think he's on to something!

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What is hair?

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It's that stuff on your fingers between the knuckles. ;^)

#*@%^

 

Never mind....

 

JJJ-D

:ph34r: :ph34r:

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Sounds like bathing is bad for ones health. But I drink, smoke, eat lots of meat, and chase women. Not going to live a healthy life now. Give up bathing and I would be left with only three vices.

Shawnee

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