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Black Gold Shootout July 17-19


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Hmmph! We come from Clay's Landing, are ye kaintukeeun enuff to noze ware thit iz?

 

I evun new whar Gray Hawk wuz bfor I wint to Hooten.

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Still ain't said whether or not you're gonna' put on yer big boy drawers and come shoot with us!!

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Prettyboy, I know you are missing those hugs from Lady T since she could not make Florida and with you not being able to escort her to Winter Range this year. She plans on being at Black Gold so you can stock up on hugs.

Hope you can make it this year.

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Tha's one of the best arguments for me to visit BG yit!!!!!!

 

we'll see........

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Good a reason as you could ask for!! ;)

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I think same amount as last year entry fee. Don't know how much that was. Blackwater can tell ya. The same local charity as last year and enter as many times as ya like.

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Twenty bucks per entry. Hey I.M.! Whadaya think about one person making a couple of entries?? I figure more money for the charity!!

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Sounds good to be. Our charity will be The Clay County Cancer Coalition. This Coalition helps with transportation to and from Cancer treatments. Anything from gas cards for the trips to and from treatments, too help getting a way to and from. This is problem in this part of the country because most of the treatment centers are hours away. This is all locally controlled and I know that every dime will be used for this cause and will be appreciated.

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That's a top notch charity and a cause that is close to home for most.

 

I'm thinkin' about a Pat's burger right about now. One of the must do things about any trip to Ponderosa Pines!!

 

We've got a lot of attractions at this lil' ol' shoot to keep ya's entertained!! Stay tuned for more of what's the funnest match of the year!!

 

Any word from Johnson on Cowboy Olympic Events?? :unsure:

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Red neck Olympics being planned now. Just give Whiskey some whiskey and a microphone and let the funny begin! Start picking out your special indian name...

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This was too funny last year!!

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Hey Joe, I gotta question?

 

Can we bring our own sling shots? I got plans on the drawing board for a sling shot that has been short stroked, with enlarged open sights, a one piece carrier pad for proper positioning of the post prepelled pellet, smoothed and polished appendiges, and finally, re-enforcing has been added to the crook of the hand piece. And, I will loan it out..........for a small fee......or, free, to all the feminine variety of contestants. The Cool Factor is way uP thereE.

 

Well, Joe, should I begin construction?

 

KCD

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Joe, I be a startin' tonight!!! (I got your meaning, Joe!)

 

Mr. Johnson, Sir! - Sir, don't be a holdin' it against me that I laughed at your Tee Shirt last year. I figured you wore it to distract us uncoothed, misspelling, eye-ball goggling cowpokes from staring at your most Bee-U-Tee-Full Young Bride which you so kindly sport around at all these shoots. I know she shoots circles around you, Sir, but, that don't matter no how. And, ifn' you let me shoot my personalized, upgraded, super duper fancy, sling shot, I will let you shoot it too.....for a reduced price of at least 10%!...no, No Sir,....I am sorry, that is way too low.....15%, Yes Sir, 15%, you can shoot it for a BIG ole discount of 15%, Sir, Mr. Johnson. Yes Sir, now don't make up your mind too fast. Take your time, don't tax yourself, no Sir! You got plenty of time between now and July. You can even wait until you have had a few drops from the bottle you are gonna find in your hand after I get there. Sir, yes Sir, that bottle wears a hat....a hat made of Gold and Diamonds and Rubies and such!!! (It might be wise to keep the bottle, and how you got it, just between us, Sir!) Mr Johnson, Sir, I hope your spring is a whole bunch better than our winter has been. No, Sir, don't answer now, just wait until we gets there in July, SIR!

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Knobby is a hillbilly GAMER!! :lol:

 

Can I use a wrist rocket!! :rolleyes: 'Bout the same thang ain't it?? :unsure::lol:

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Let's get this back up top!

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So! Joe! A little off topic, but what about the Crap Shoot next month??

 

AND WHERE ARE THE PICTURES OF THAT BIKE???

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Blackwater took the words right out of my mouth, how about that crap shoot? I have a few pieces of steel for you that we need to try out before Black Gold.

 

Blackwater , I am picturing a Schwinn or something along those lines although seeing Copperhead on a Schwinn may be beyond what my sensitive eyes can take.

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Blackwater took the words right out of my mouth, how about that crap shoot? I have a few pieces of steel for you that we need to try out before Black Gold.

 

Blackwater , I am picturing a Schwinn or something along those lines although seeing Copperhead on a Schwinn may be beyond what my sensitive eyes can take.

 

DANG!! Brain bleach!! Quick!! Tombstone, you're right!! And probably wearin' cargo pants and no shirt with a beer helmet!! Or worse!! One of them Tour de France style riding outfits!!! :rolleyes::o:ph34r::lol:

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Now yall talking bout Whiskey. Only its a Trek. I can see it now. Side match- riding a bike while roping a steer head and drinking a beer! Wow, that would be cool. Who's up for the challenge?

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Those dadburn revenuers tried to keep me off this here wire. It took me days to get back on. I don't why? Sumpting to do with hats on bottles, or sumpting like that. But, I gotta answer Mr. Blackwater's query. Ifn' we get enough peoples asking Mr. Johnson to let us shoot our own dadburn sling shots, maybe he let us. We might even have a different catagory added just like in those high faloutin' SASS folks have? (Hey, Mr. B., ifn' you want to help me out slicking up the decisioning making process for Mr. Johnson, I wouldn't be opposed. But, that's just between you and me!) Anywho, Mr. Blackwater, the more we have asking the better.

 

I was readin' where Tn Tombstone is bringing his poppers. I would like to reserve about a dozen. I had them at Alabama last year, and am in total favor of him bringing them this year. They are DEE-LEE-ISH!!!

 

Watch Yore Top Knot!

 

KCD

 

P.S. - Just where did David get the old inner-tube to make his sling shot? :P

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I got to point out that there aint never been a Redneck with a highly modified slingshot. Next thing you fellows will want is to provide your own ammo too. We did buy two new slings this year for the event, if we got 3 more I guess we could borrow a concept from T-Bone and have a shoot & scoot; 5 slings, 5 rocks each, 25 plates.

 

I guess we could provide you all with a spotlight so you could get the clays to freeze in place.

See everyone in July.

 

 

Now how about that Craps Shoot, Copperhead?

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I'm back, had a little puter trouble. We been hearing all this talk bout them souped up sling shots, but us Ofishls ain't ced no encentive as to make'm legal!! Ya'll know " what talks and what walks".

 

Crap Shoot is on March 15 & 16!!! As the name implies weather is a crap shoot. But damn with the weather we have had the odds should be on our side!! The range will be open Friday afternoon March 14 for anyone that wants put some rounds down range. We will shoot our monthly match Saturday. After the match we will meet and greet, and have a fish fry that evening. We will shoot again on Sunday. Camping is free if you want to bring your camper and stay with us.

 

Tombstone, I just love to try different steel!

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Ya'll need to know the proper way to shoot a slingshot, never mind what kind it is.

Also you needs round rocks instead of driveway gravel.

Now if something can be done about them crooked shooting BB guns. I'm just sayin'.

Harley. :)

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Hey,.. WC & IM.. now that's my birthday weekend..wooohoo, and checking our calendar we doesn't have anythin' on....yet??

I'd say maybe Kathouse & I might make it up that a ways,...iffn' we can a cool place to stay??

Can we shoot smokeless, & how long would it take from OK City??

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Jackaroo, we would be honored to have ya'll come and jion us. We have a Best Western Hotel 2 miles from the range that is nice and clean. The best way to take whole EVENT in would be staying on the range. As everything happens on site in the camp. Let me know if you shore think you want to come and we maybe able to hook you up with a RV. I think we are about 10 hours OK city.

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Me and Tombstone are still lookin' fer pictures of that "bike"!!!

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Hey thats sounds fantastic CHJ,...we'll pencil that in then woohoo! :D

Be great to catch up with you guys, no doubt we may see y'all before then maybe.

That RV idea sounds great, we'll book a room at the motel to hedge the bet anyway.

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