Subdeacon Joe Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 Pretend this doesn't exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Joe, I'm pretending my brains out, but it's still there...whatever it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt Jen Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 I'm pretending....... And sure enough— No. It's still here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 ( Eyes shut tight ) Pretend it's not der............................pretend it's not der..................................pretend it's not der................... (Glup.......Glup) Pretendin' it's not der.................. (Opens one eye lust alittle ) Oh hell........more Bulliet Still pretendin' it's not der...................still pretendin' it's not der ................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Should I be clickin' my boot heels together...? Don' wanna get my spurs tangled, don'tcha know~! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted July 28, 2011 Author Share Posted July 28, 2011 Should I be clickin' my boot heels together...? Don' wanna get my spurs tangled, don'tcha know~! I saw that happen once, points on the rowel of one spur got into the fork for the rowel of the other other spur. Watching him fall over was almost as good a watching a drunk on a bicycle forget to put his foot down when he is stopped by a cop for drunk driving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Phil Peeno #50923 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 What should not exist? Did I miss anything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt Jen Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 What should not exist? Did I miss anything? Pretend this thread does not exist— No, wait: What thread? I'm not even typing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 I love stories and I love pretend.. Rat Dog plays that about 2 am.. Pretend your asleep mom and I pounce on you and wake you up.. lol.. Opps.. you were asleep.. Darn I gotta stop her she is scratching me tooo muchhhhh.. lol.. Okay pretend we are all back in 1891.. in a bar, drinking overholt.. cleaning our guns.. and getting ready to ride out to rob a ... bank... what would we talk about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Don't look at it...... maybe it'll go away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noz Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Don't think about a blue elephant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mouse River Kid #16901 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 With that heading I had to look Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 .... would it be OK if I pretend that I didn't reply to this thread ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted July 28, 2011 Author Share Posted July 28, 2011 What reply to what thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 What reply to what thread? ........ interesting question, I'm glad you asked. ....................... if you don't ask questions, you may never find out ..... .......................................................... what was the question again ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Hehehehe. I peeked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted July 28, 2011 Author Share Posted July 28, 2011 Hehehehe. I peeked. At what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 I ain't telling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boss Hoss Fly #63711 Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 DAM- I lost track-- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Dang it, Hoss. Try to keep up. You go lalligaging again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Jake1001 Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Are we post ta B lookin' ....or knot? Big Jake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Don't look, but you can peek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 ....... at what ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 WHERE??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 No officer - that's not MY hash pipe GG ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Jake1001 Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Speaking of OOPS, I was having a hinge on a Remington .41 Derringer welded by this Hungarian woman owner/welder at her shop in Fullerton, Calif last week. I told her that's the one (1) word I didn't want to hear while she was welding on it. She took her time and welded it a little at a time allowing time to cool and it turned out perfect. Just sayin' Big Jake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Complicated Lady Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Fig newton of your imagination great! now I need a snack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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