When Turkeys Turn

[Subdeacon Joe]

 

[Sedalia Dave]

This is what I expected.

 

 

[Alpo]

I was watching that, and thinking they really need to figure out a way to kill that thing.

 

And then they said it was attacking the UN.

 

Good birdie.

[sassnetguy50]

The full movie:

 

 

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

9 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

 

A bird with teeth?  Someone in the back room was smoking some home-grown pharmaceuticals when he designed that one.

[Subdeacon Joe]

2 hours ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:

A bird with teeth?  Someone in the back room was smoking some home-grown pharmaceuticals when he designed that one.

 

 

Wassamatta U? Ain't choo neber herd o' the sayin', "Rare as hen's teeth?"  So obviously birds gots teeth sometimes.  

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

43 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

 

 

Wassamatta U? Ain't choo neber herd o' the sayin', "Rare as hen's teeth?"  So obviously birds gots teeth sometimes.  

Teeth on any bird are as useless as tits on a chicken.  

[Eyesa Horg]

Or a bull for that matter .

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

I think you'll find teeth or the vestige of them are from their ancestry

[Eyesa Horg]

I'd hate to bump into that in the woods! 

[Subdeacon Joe]

24 minutes ago, Eyesa Horg said:

I'd hate to bump into that in the woods! 

 

"I should've brought a bigger gun!"

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

7 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

 

"I should've brought a bigger gun!"

 

Naw, up here we just use a 12 gauge with 3" SSG.

You take them head on.

Aim for the point where the neck joins the torso.

Trust me.

I'm a Liberal.

I wouldn't lie to you.

[Eyesa Horg]

17 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

 

Naw, up here we just use a 12 gauge with 3" SSG.

You take them head on.

Aim for the point where the neck joins the torso.

Trust me.

I'm a Liberal.

I wouldn't lie to you.

That's gotta be messy field dressing 

[Subdeacon Joe]

41 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

 

Naw, up here we just use a 12 gauge with 3" SSG.

You take them head on.

Aim for the point where the neck joins the torso.

Trust me.

I'm a Liberal.

I wouldn't lie to you.

 

 

I don't know,  a 12 gadge against 

2 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

 

 

seems a bit light. 

[Eyesa Horg]

At the moment of the encounter, my mind would be thinking artillery!

[sassnetguy50]

1 hour ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

 

Naw, up here we just use a 12 gauge with 3" SSG.

You take them head on.

Aim for the point where the neck joins the torso.

Trust me.

I'm a Liberal.

I wouldn't lie to you.

You might take them head on but, "clever girl"

 

 

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

OK, If she's coming at you from the side and you can't turn reeaallllyy fast, You're Toast!

[Texas Joker]

bring the right gun.

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

 

    "CHOOT EM "  in the words of Troy Landrey