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1 hour ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:



   .................... omg   NO!!!!!!!!!!     :o


Yep.....thought the same. He's probably going to be using a walking frame.

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6 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:


I still have the one I made in '63 for Mom.

It wasn't pretty.

Some of the kids did great jobs.

Some were like mine...


Mom's Ashtray 1963.JPG

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5 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:


That's genius!!

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I see nothing genius about it. He apparently watched the Dukes of Hazzard.


A later episode. Enus had quit and gone to Los Angeles to have his own spin-off series. So Roscoe's new deputy was boss's nephew, or some such relation.


As part of their speed trap, this deputy had a hair dryer they had painted olive drab, and he would point that at out of state cars. Then pull them over and write them a speeding ticket. Didn't matter that they said they weren't speeding. He had his radar gun.

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One of the many things I find interesting.


In Europe, all grain was called corn. When people spoke of corn it was mostly wheat they were talking about, but corn was also used for rye and millet and oats. Any stalk with a seatSEED head on the top of it, basically.


So when the Europeans arrived in North America, they found that the Indians were growing this grain. So naturally they called it corn.


Now here in America, the only grain we call corn is maize. While in Europe that's about the only grain that is not corn.

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