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I don't know about Walmart, but my local grocery store has cup holders on their carts.

 

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I think the Sam's club carts do also.

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9 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Remember getting fuel and they cleaned your windshield, checked your tyres and oil?

 

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I not only remember but I was the one doing all of that!:D

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A 27-year-old engineer/farmer from Freeling, a small town in South Australia, about 60 km north of Adelaide, it neighbours the Barossa Valley wine region, has paid tribute to his country ahead of Australia Day with an incredible art piece carved into his family’s paddock 422837030_906898277735592_8029439430414342386_n.jpg.a432d0c5d0e859dda1a215d1f337bf84.jpg

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Do you think you can do it?

 

This, being the year of our Lord 2024, is a leap year, and therefore there is a February 29th this year.

 

No beer on the 29th now Bucky.

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Just now, Alpo said:

Do you think you can do it?

 

This, being the year of our Lord 2024, is a leap year, and therefore there is a February 29th this year.

 

No beer on the 29th now Bucky.

 

I'll have to plan ahead and get suitably plastered on the 28th enough to sleep right through the 29th. 

 

Damn leap year!!!!

 

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A Queenslander is drinking in a West Australian Pub when he gets
a call on his mobile phone and as he listens to the call he starts
grinning from ear to ear, then when he disconnects he shouts to the
barman that he wants to buy everyone in the bar a drink.
The barman starts serving the drinks and the people start to crowd
around keen to know what they are celebrating.
"Well," he announces, "My wife's just produced a typical Queensland
baby boy weighing 25 pounds".
Nobody can believe that any baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but
the Queenslander just shrugs, "That's about average in Queensland .
Like I said, my boy is a typical Queensland boy."
Congratulations showered him from all around and many exclamations
of "STREWTH" and "BLOODY HELL!" were heard. One woman even fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later the Queenslander returns to the same bar. The barman
says "You're the father of that typical Queensland baby that weighed
25 pounds at birth aren't you? Everybody's been having bets about
how big he'd be in 2 weeks, we were going to call you. So - how much
does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers: "17 pounds."
The bartender is puzzled and concerned. "What happened? He weighed
25 pounds the day he was born!"
The Queensland father takes a long s-l-o-w swig from his XXXX Gold
beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans onto the bar and proudly
says, "We had him circumcised!"

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2 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

                   ............ dang straight !!!  -_-

I guess we really are related!

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13 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Never knew this was a Pommie, thing.....always thought us Aussie's had come up with it :) 

 

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Chip butties are great, but they’re not the king of the butty world. That honour must surely go to the bacon butty, a sandwich of crisp bacon on soft white bread, with a good squelch of HP sauce. Heaven.

 

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