Tennessee williams 1,964 Posted April 5, 2019 I had to... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Widder, SASS #59054 6,585 Posted April 5, 2019 Where did you find this Pic of my old girl friend..... ..........Widder Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tennessee williams 1,964 Posted April 5, 2019 Just now, Widder, SASS #59054 said: Where did you find this Pic of my old girl friend..... ..........Widder He's cut her off for not letting him get some DQ. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Widder, SASS #59054 6,585 Posted April 5, 2019 HER: "If he does 'that' again, I'm gonna kill him". HIM: "Wait till she gets a whif of those hard boiled eggs I had for lunch". ..........Widder Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 17,462 Posted April 5, 2019 Life is tooooo short to deal with BAD (bad attitude drama) Many years ago my wife would ask me what I was thinking. To be safe I would lie and tell her something sweet like “You” or something regarding her. Then one day I decided “honesty is the best policy”. We were at lunch and she said “What are you thinking?” I responded with “I am wondering how long the springs last in a loaded 1911 magazine.” I distinctly remember this. It was our very first lunch together at Olive Garden in the early 80’s. I only recall being asked what I was thinking a few times after that.... Honesty is the best policy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Widder, SASS #59054 6,585 Posted April 5, 2019 WELL PAT............. how long do they last? ..........Widder Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Widder, SASS #59054 6,585 Posted April 5, 2019 HER: (Lorena) - " I'll get even with him for not sharing that banana split from DQ"! HIM: (John) - 'Wonder why Lorena put those scissors on her night stand'? ..........Widder Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michigan Slim 4,106 Posted April 5, 2019 HER: I read the thread about the cost of playing Cowboy! HIM: I really need that Shiloh .45-70...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tyrel Cody 4,698 Posted April 5, 2019 HER: I'm taking those Ruger .32s HIM: Dangut, why was I stoopid enough to let her shoot those Ruger .32s Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smuteye John SASS#24774 2,129 Posted April 5, 2019 3 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Life is tooooo short to deal with BAD (bad attitude drama) Many years ago my wife would ask me what I was thinking. To be safe I would lie and tell her something sweet like “You” or something regarding her. Then one day I decided “honesty is the best policy”. We were at lunch and she said “What are you thinking?” I responded with “I am wondering how long the springs last in a loaded 1911 magazine.” I distinctly remember this. It was our very first lunch together at Olive Garden in the early 80’s. I only recall being asked what I was thinking a few times after that.... Honesty is the best policy. Doesn't work. She asks, "What are you thinking?" I, being honest, answer, "Nothing." She gets mad and accuses me of not sharing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 5,613 Posted April 5, 2019 I don't remember Hubby ever asking me that or me asking him. IMO, if someone wanted to share their thoughts, they'd say them rather than just thinking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Four-Eyed Buck,SASS #14795 474 Posted April 5, 2019 Wise statement, Miz Mo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tennessee williams 1,964 Posted April 5, 2019 Him: I wonder what she's thinking... Her: I wonder what we'll have for supper tomorrow I bet he's going shooting with that sass bunch again tomorrow he better not buy another gun I should get my nails done I cant sleep maybe pork chops and macaroni oh look a squirrel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Widder, SASS #59054 6,585 Posted April 5, 2019 8 minutes ago, Tennessee williams said: Him: I wonder what she's thinking... Her: I wonder what we'll have for supper tomorrow I bet he's going shooting with that sass bunch again tomorrow he better not buy another gun I should get my nails done I cant sleep maybe pork chops and macaroni oh look a squirrel. Squirrel goes good with banana splits with caramel and pineapple toppings. ..........Widder Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 2,158 Posted April 5, 2019 Wise up guys, you ain't ever gonna win a contest like that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tyrel Cody 4,698 Posted April 5, 2019 Her: You @$$, I can't believe you went to McDonalds AND Dairy Queen and didn't bring me anything. Him: Wonder if I should add a shake from Steak and Shake to the mix next time... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smuteye John SASS#24774 2,129 Posted April 5, 2019 1 hour ago, Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 said: Wise up guys, you ain't ever gonna win a contest like that. True words of wisdom! Who are you and what have you done with the real BMC? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 17,462 Posted April 5, 2019 9 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: WELL PAT............. how long do they last? ..........Widder Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 2,158 Posted April 6, 2019 3 hours ago, Smuteye John SASS#24774 said: True words of wisdom! Who are you and what have you done with the real BMC? BMC is wearing cement shoes in Puget sound. I stole all of his salmon fishing gear also. Just before the salmon disappeared. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
