Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 On 4/1/2017 at 1:48 PM, Calico Mary said: I shouldn't have read that wit food in my mouth.....laughing and swallowing at the same time isn't easy... Hope you have some one around to gives you the Heimlick Heemlik? Hind lick maneuver?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 Got me a new set of spectacles. Better than the old ones. Ain't even smeared up yet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 I hate squibs!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted April 6, 2017 Author Share Posted April 6, 2017 they mite not like yu neither..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 2 hours ago, Calico Mary said: they mite not like yu neither..... Well then how come they follow me around? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted April 7, 2017 Author Share Posted April 7, 2017 I dunno.....do yu feed them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 NO!!! I try to avoid them at all costs!! They can starve to death for all I care! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted April 7, 2017 Author Share Posted April 7, 2017 well, that's not very nice of yu..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 11 hours ago, Calico Mary said: well, that's not very nice of yu..... They're evil!!! They messed up my first shoot of the year!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Seamus Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 18 hours ago, Rye Miles #13621 said: I hate squibs!!! He had a whole passel ovvem on Wednesday, but then that did provide us with a lot of entertainment. In Rye's defense, do you know how much this sport would cost iffen ya put powder in every shell? Why, ya cuddent afford ta shoot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 22 minutes ago, Sixgun Seamus said: He had a whole passel ovvem on Wednesday, but then that did provide us with a lot of entertainment. In Rye's defense, do you know how much this sport would cost iffen ya put powder in every shell? Why, ya cuddent afford ta shoot. You were happy because you didn't want me to beat ya!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Seamus Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 Gettin' more of the "S" word here in NE Ohio right now. Supposed to be up to 75º by Monday. Go figure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted April 7, 2017 Author Share Posted April 7, 2017 and exactly WHO loaded yer ammo Rye??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 14 minutes ago, Calico Mary said: and exactly WHO loaded yer ammo Rye??? Some little Italian guy!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudgeBagodonuts Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 A little Italian lady made my lunch today at Primo's Hoagies. Boy, was she a looker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted April 7, 2017 Author Share Posted April 7, 2017 sum little Italian guy used ta load my ammo, then I learned ta do tha BP stuff myself..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 Five inches of attair evil white stuff on the driveway this mornin'. Sadly, the Jeep was in the driveway and it was equally piled on. Now (6 PM) the driveway and the Jeep are both clear, sun's out ... I'm still not decided whether to file charges of drunk and disorderly against Mother Nature, or squat over the burrow of a certain subterranean rodent, with a war club cocked and ready in hand! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 I got home, from places further North that were having summer weather. AND there is snow on the ground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted April 9, 2017 Author Share Posted April 9, 2017 ok....it's Saturday night....where is everybody?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 Home, relaxing after a shoot today and watching the Indians! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted April 9, 2017 Author Share Posted April 9, 2017 how'd ya do?? any more problems wit that ammo tha Italian guy loaded fer ya? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 Got called in to work yesterday (read muddy mess) and them construction boys is installin' 72 inch diameter sewer lines the length of attair Gulf Road, then they're going to take out an intersecting street -- I mean remove the entire street, to depth, set attair big bore corn crete line down in the trench and dirt over it. Won't be a matter of repaving, it'll be rebuilding the entire STREET and putting in a new water line above it! Saw lots of deeries and a co-worker who's been 4 months on disability, came in to pick up her pay stub and feed the deeries. Anytime they see her pull to the end of the cul-de-sac and step out with a plastic sack, they come cautiously into the field, because she'll bring them grocery store rejects from their vegetable bins and discarded fruits and the like. The deeries like her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 I cut the grass for the first time this year! Is it weird that I love cutting the grass? It's a good little workout and I love being outside when it's 70 degrees!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 On 4/6/2017 at 5:49 PM, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: Hope you have some one around to gives you the Heimlick Heemlik? Hind lick maneuver?? You want your hind licked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted April 10, 2017 Author Share Posted April 10, 2017 that wud depend on who's doin' tha lickin'..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 On 4/8/2017 at 8:47 PM, Calico Mary said: how'd ya do?? any more problems wit that ammo tha Italian guy loaded fer ya? Won my class, SD, and only had 2 misses all day (6 stages) I came in 13th overall out of 52 shooters!!! Not bad when my damn ammo works!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Calico Mary said: that wud depend on who's doin' tha lickin'..... mmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 5 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: You want your hind licked? Naw, I'll pass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 I'll lick the chocolate frosting bowl!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted April 11, 2017 Author Share Posted April 11, 2017 hands off my cake...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee Stud Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 8 minutes ago, Calico Mary said: hands off my cake...... Yes'em... wouldn't want to encroach on somethin' that sacred. ts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted April 11, 2017 Author Share Posted April 11, 2017 think ya speeled "scary" wrong..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 Triple chocolate fudge brownie cake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 On 4/11/2017 at 8:25 AM, Rye Miles #13621 said: Triple chocolate fudge brownie cake (enthusiastic applause) Speech! Speech! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Speech my big ol' butt!! He can't get a word out around that gob of cake in his pie hole!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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