Eyesa Horg Posted March 4, 2023 Share Posted March 4, 2023 Got up to 8 more inches, just in time for Town meeting! Plowed 6 inches of yesterday. Grumpier now that I'm back from the meeting and need to remove all the dang snow. Barely got over the bank coming back into the driveway! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted March 7, 2023 Share Posted March 7, 2023 Page three (3) Time for some more Canadiana! 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted March 12, 2023 Share Posted March 12, 2023 Page three and a reminder 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabez Cowboy,SASS # 50129 Posted March 13, 2023 Author Share Posted March 13, 2023 But some suspected it was ... Jabez Cowboy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Painted Mohawk SASS 77785 Posted March 13, 2023 Share Posted March 13, 2023 Hang in there .... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted March 13, 2023 Share Posted March 13, 2023 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Creek Law Dog Posted March 13, 2023 Share Posted March 13, 2023 Old is having been there, done that, can't remember. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabez Cowboy,SASS # 50129 Posted March 13, 2023 Author Share Posted March 13, 2023 Or saying in AWE I can't believe I'm still alive... Jabez Cowboy 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 You’re old when all those doctors that wrote you off are in the ground and you find yourself in the donut hole for the tenth year in a row!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 Nothing long with getting old. I'll be 81 in two more days. The biggest issue I keep coming into contact with is looking at people my age and thinking they look so damned OLD! I was young once but I wasn't very good at it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 11 hours ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: Nothing long with getting old. I'll be 81 in two more days. The biggest issue I keep coming into contact with is looking at people my age and thinking they look so damned OLD! I was young once but I wasn't very good at it. Happy Birthday Pard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabez Cowboy,SASS # 50129 Posted March 14, 2023 Author Share Posted March 14, 2023 Forty had a birthday ??? Happy Happy Birthday .... Jabez Cowboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 Don't rush him, he's got two more days!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 1 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 SO! Forty is having another birthday!! Seems like just yesterday he was racing with Alley Oop and fell off of his brontosaurus coming out of the fourth turn at Stonehenge!! Happy Birthday, Pard!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 So remembered that too!? Where were you sitting? I lost a good spear and a stone axe to Eyesa Horg's book, on that race! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mud Marine,SASS#54686 Life Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 Golly, gee, a boot octogenarian. Mud Marine El Rey :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 7 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: So remembered that too!? Where were you sitting? I lost a good spear and a stone axe to Eyesa Horg's book, on that race! I was in the infield just past the finish line. I was herding a dozen triceratops to summer pasture and stopped in to see the Druid Games. I bet on Oop and cleaned up! Forty was a big favorite and I got 4 to 1!! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 Lucky Begger!! I still think OOP fouled Forty and the stewards didn't catch it! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 I was just on the phone with Forty and we was discussing old age ‘n’ treachery!!! We both agreed that it ain’t cheatin’ if ya’ don’t get caught!! ‘Sides! They was racin’ with war clubs and stone axes!! Ol’ Forty made out all right. Him ‘n’ Oop spent the next three days eatin’ bronto-steaks and drinking Druid brew!! Rumor has it that Forty Rod studied at the feet of the head Druid and later taught “those who came before” how to build the Medicine Wheel!! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabez Cowboy,SASS # 50129 Posted March 16, 2023 Author Share Posted March 16, 2023 All kidding aside, it seems all had fun ... What a Party!!! Jabez Cowboy 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 WELL ! I didn't get invited!! Hey. Now that I think about it, I have a question: If those two were partying together, was that race fixed!?!?!? THAT'S IT! I ain't never bettin' on another Bronto race again, if Forty's up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 1 hour ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: WELL ! I didn't get invited!! Hey. Now that I think about it, I have a question: If those two were partying together, was that race fixed!?!?!? THAT'S IT! I ain't never bettin' on another Bronto race again, if Forty's up. You WAS TOO invited!! We kain’t hep it ifn’ you wadn’t home ta’ check the mail box!! That race wasn’t fixed. It might’a needed repairin’, but it wasn’t fixed!! Twern’t Forty’s fault he fell offn’ that bronto! He was foggin’ around the track ‘n’ got his war club confused with the stone axe!! He give his bronto a whack wit’ the axe instead of the club ‘n’ that ol’ dinosaur, (the brontosaurus, NOT Forty) went ta’ buckin’ and sunfishin’ and pitched him, (Forty) into a mess of prickly pear! Forty crossed the finish line first, butt scootin’ and howlin’ like some banshee with its tail on fire, but the stewards awarded the race to Oop ‘cause he was still settin’ on his steed!! Took the better part of the afternoon to get them prickly pear spines outta’ ol’ Forty’s backside, but when it was all said ‘n’ done, the Druids set a purty fair spread and bronto-steaks and taters with Druid brew and prickly pear jelly on frybread is a fine birthday meal for any self respectin’ Cromagnon!! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 So THAT'S what was goin' on at the finish line! Every time I asked, all I got was howls. Of laughter and "You shoulda seen it!!" Now the question is: Did Eyesa Horg git inta my mailbox, 'cause I'd a remember an invite for Bronto steaks and Druid Brew. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 12 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: So THAT'S what was goin' on at the finish line! Every time I asked, all I got was howls. Of laughter and "You shoulda seen it!!" Now the question is: Did Eyesa Horg git inta my mailbox, 'cause I'd a remember an invite for Bronto steaks and Druid Brew. Anything's possible Eyesa weren't invited neither. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 You weren't!?!?!? Just fer that, I ain't gonna invite them two skally wags to my St. Patrick's Day supper and Bushmills & guiness sampling. Yore invited Eyesa. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 (edited) Youse two got’s standing invites ta these functions!! Alls ya’ gotta do is present yer Troglodyte membership rock!! I KNOW that CLK is on the mailing list!! He might’a been on one of his mercy missions and missed it or maybe his mailman purloined the invitation, (they’re near onto priceless, ya’ know). I know Eysa knowed about it ‘cause he was makin’ book on the tater eatin’ contest!! Are ya’s just sore ‘cause Oop won on a technicality?? I got a big ol’ jug of Proper 12 set back for tomorrow night!! Y’all are welcome to help me polish it off!! Edited March 17, 2023 by Blackwater 53393 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 Eyesa likes potatoes! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabez Cowboy,SASS # 50129 Posted March 17, 2023 Author Share Posted March 17, 2023 Now i'm a Sad Grump .... Missing all that Fun... Jabez Cowboy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 5 minutes ago, Jabez Cowboy,SASS # 50129 said: Now i'm a Sad Grump .... Missing all that Fun... Jabez Cowboy Ya’ gotta get out more often!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 55 minutes ago, Jabez Cowboy,SASS # 50129 said: Now i'm a Sad Grump .... Missing all that Fun... Jabez Cowboy We'uns feel for ya. We can't quite reach ya, but we feel for ya! Now get off the snow covered lawn! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 Y'know what tickles me? Back 60-65 years ago there was a lot of folks bettin' I'd never live to see 21. Most of 'em are dead now. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 (edited) 11 hours ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: Y'know what tickles me? Back 60-65 years ago there was a lot of folks bettin' I'd never live to see 21. Most of 'em are dead now. Was having breakfast with one of my old drag racing buddies yesterday morning. We were talking about some of our friends who have passed on. We were teasing each other about taking care of ourselves and I said something about having passed my “USE BY” date by about forty years!! I was even listed in the ten and twenty year high school class reunion programs as deceased! I’d moved away and completely lost touch with everyone. They assumed that I had succumbed one of the wild shenanigans I was known to perform! Me outliving my “USE BY” date has become a running joke among the now rapidly shrinking list of people I grew up with!! I sometimes wonder how many of my cowboy pards are the same way!! Edited March 17, 2023 by Blackwater 53393 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabez Cowboy,SASS # 50129 Posted March 17, 2023 Author Share Posted March 17, 2023 I like to dream, I haven't reached by best before Date... But most folk say that date has long since past... Oh well my Grandkids still think I'm the Best... Jabez Cowboy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 I often tell people that I have reached two of the three major goals in my life. They are as follows. 1: I have lived long enough to amaze me friends . 2: I have lived long enough to piss off my enemies. 3: I have almost lived long enough to spend my kid’s inheritance!!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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