Dusty Balz, SASS#46599 Posted January 28, 2015 Posted January 28, 2015 Male Logic Critical Thinking At Its Best! Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about 3 Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (This is where it gets scary !) Woman: And how long have you been drinking? Man: About 20 years, I suppose Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 …correct? Man: Correct Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct? Man: Correct Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a new Ferrari? Man: Do you drink beer? Woman: No Man: Where's your Ferrari?
Calico Mary Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 male logic?? isn't that an oxymoron??? :P
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 Don't do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to show this to my wife. Don't do it.....
Rusty Chains Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 That is funny. Men, never attempt this with your wife! You can not win because if you loose it is bad and if you win, it is worse! After thirty years, I have become incredibly good at changing the subject. If I do it right, she never even notices!
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 her flaw: Woman: . . . not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years Man: Correct Woman: . . . that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and You can't ignore inflation on one side and take it into account on the other side
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 her flaw: Woman: . . . not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years Man: Correct Woman: . . . that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and You can't ignore inflation on one side and take it into account on the other side YEP. Kinda like being able to buy a Colt .45 SAA back in the late 1800's / early 1900's for a $20 gold piece. Today, you still might be able to buy a Colt .45 SAA for a $20 GOLD piece. Disclaimer: I am not an economist nor have I slept in a Holiday Inn Express lately. ..........Widder
Yul Lose Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 Women have logic?? Three weeks out of the month.
Dorado Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 Woman: Look what I got on sale! It was 50% off. I saved you $100. Man: No it cost me $100 Woman: But I saved you money! Man: How can you buying something save me money? Woman: It was on sale. Man: It would have saved me more if you hadn't bought it in the first place. Woman: You just don't understand! etc. etc. Funny part is I had this very discussion with my ex-fiance.
Cypress Sun Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 I showed this thread to my girlfriend..........she replied "Whatever". Wonder what that means.
Rusty Chains Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 I showed this thread to my girlfriend..........she replied "Whatever". Wonder what that means. Man you like to live dangerously!
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