Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted September 14, 2012 Author Share Posted September 14, 2012 It's just that lower denture you lost. Don't make me have to come down there and gum yer ankle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. James H. Callahan Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Seems like that danged post just up and disappeared.....POOF Guess the moderators finally got out the water hose! JHC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 What R U doing looking at her fanny? Wood'nt ya like do know ! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted September 14, 2012 Author Share Posted September 14, 2012 Seems like that danged post just up and disappeared.....POOF Good. That kind of stuff will turn off a newbie in a heartbeat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Yeah, whatta ya doin' lookin' at my fanny? Is it really THAT big you can see it from Minnesota??? Saw a new fangled thin' called a video of ya shootin................... very easy on da eyes..................an now I'll be duckin fer cover ! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Seems like that danged post just up and disappeared.....POOF Maybe they shoulda stuck with talkin' bout naked pink butterfly fannies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Saw a new fangled thin' called a video of ya shootin................... very easy on da eyes..................an now I'll be duckin fer cover ! lol Grizz is in SO much trouble when I get my hands on him!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Maybe they shoulda stuck with talkin' bout naked pink butterfly fannies? Naked PINK Butterfly fannies .......................... WHAR ? ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Grizz is in SO much trouble when I get my hands on him!! Like I said fore..................I'll be duckin fer cover ! ! ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Grizz is in SO much trouble when I get my hands on him!! Npt to mention dat tattoo playin' peek a boo ! ( an headin out da back door now ! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Naked PINK Butterfly fannies .......................... WHAR ? ! They're over on the Wire drinking cold medicine with the lynch mob... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted September 14, 2012 Author Share Posted September 14, 2012 Grizz is in SO much trouble when I get my hands on him!! Pluck his beard out a hair at a time with a clam shell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Sounds painful good to me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 They're over on the Wire drinking cold medicine with the lynch mob... Much rather drink dat stuff in da Saloon (ACS). Da good folks here will catch me I fall downed............. Won't cha folks................. Folks................ FOLKS ................. Anybody der ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Sorry, I'm busy chasing butterflies and looking for clam shells Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Sorry, I'm busy chasing butterflies and looking for clam shells You find 'em , let me know an we'll cut off yur cold medince fer da nite................ Clam shells dat is ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Speaking of which, I think it's finally time to take some more and go to bed.....more medicine, not clams! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Speaking of which, I think it's finally time to take some more and go to bed.....more medicine, not clams! WHEW Calico.............Ya had me worried fer a minute der ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorado Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Generally I do to. But..........back in my youth sitting in the heat for 2 or 3 hours waiting for a shot at non-existent doves.........butterflies and dragonflies have been known to draw fire. Especially when the air is thick with monarchs. JHC Oh man, I spent about 2 1/2 boxes last week shooting dragonflies, hornets and sorry Mary, butterflies too. Hawk, I'll catch ya...or try to...on second thought I'll catch yer drink instead. But I found a clam shell. Looky here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 DANG ! ! ! Dat looks plum painful ! OUCH ! ! ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorado Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Yup fear what you find when you google images. All I typed in was clam shell, that's what I found. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Dan Dawkins Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 One of the local contractors in the siding business calls his business "Well Hung Siding." Would it be grammatically correct if he had used "Hung Well Siding?" Just thought I'd pass that useless tidbit of information since we're talking hanging and such. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Kris Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 One of the local contractors in the siding business calls his business "Well Hung Siding." Well, it depends..........never mind. Uno will SO kill me for finishing that thought Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bama Red Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Naked pink butterfly bottoms, clam shells, cold medicine....... How's a cowpoke supposed to keep his mind on shooting'? I've been takin' cold medicine for nigh unto two weeks now and I'm still..........Oh...........Squirrel!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Ooh, is the squirrel shiny? And what color is it? Inquiring (bored) minds want to know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bama Red Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 It's an albino white squirrel. With beady pink eyes. And sharp little toofins. I gotta stop - I'm startin' to scare myself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Harley, #14153 Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Bama, you either gotta put down the cough medicine, or start up again if you've been away too long. That white tree rat with pink eyes sounds like something from my way past historical abuse of controlled-but-legal substances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 How big is the squirrel's fanny? And is he shooting butterflys? He better not be or I'll let my precious little Angel Boo loose on him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blasted Cap Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 In these PC days, shouldn't be bludgeoning a deceased equine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Well, yes, I guess it should be called that. But bludgeoning is such a violent thing and we need to all play nice. So sit down and eat your peanut butter sammish and we will try to get this rope straightened out for the hanging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorado Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 The ropes too tangled. Besides its hard to catch a squirrel to hang it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Well, then, let us knot untangle the rope. If it is too hard, we just won't do it. Oh looky at the pretty butterflies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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