Calico Mary Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Cold medicine gives you a big fanny? Oh lordy, I'm in trouble now.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 You ain't related to Forty Rod, are you Calico? Seems like that side of his family runs to large...well.... posteriors. I mean, look at his Aunt Fannie. And I understand that Forty Rod takes after her a great deal, at least in the physical sense. How did this thread get hijacked to Forty Rod's Aunt's fanny? Who would do that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Jake1001 Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 I'm soooo confused. Am I going to get to watch a Lynchin' or drink Cold medicine. I don't say nutin' about big fannies. Jake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 You ain't related to Forty Rod, are you Calico? Seems like that side of his family runs to large...well.... posteriors. I mean, look at his Aunt Fannie. And I understand that Forty Rod takes after her a great deal, at least in the physical sense. How did this thread get hijacked to Forty Rod's Aunt's fanny? Who would do that? I don't know, I have so many relatives I can't keep track of them all, and like most rednecks I'm related to most of my relatives more than once, if you know what I mean! Plus half of them do have big fannies I'd rather take after the ones that don't! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bama Red Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 What this Saloon (ACS) really needs is a "hijacker" emoticon. Maybe some bearded terrorist type with an AK-47, just to let ya know when a thread is goin' sideways!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Hey, Red! I got a beard. I don't got no AK 47 though. They don't trust me with anything over .22LR caliber. Besides that, I am a pussy cat, not a terrorist. AND I WOULD NEVER HIJACK ANYBODY'S THREAD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted September 13, 2012 Author Share Posted September 13, 2012 Uh oh! Looks like our thread has been infiltrated by one of dem lynch mob types. They sure be cranky characters. Meanwhile, back at the ranch, tension mounted... and rode off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Kajun Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Break break......what does the (ACS) stand for? I've seen it added to posts when the word "saloon" is used! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. James H. Callahan Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Break break......what does the (ACS) stand for? I've seen it added to posts when the word "saloon" is used! Always Capitalize Saloon Now ya been warned! JHC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Harley, #14153 Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Break break......what does the (ACS) stand for? I've seen it added to posts when the word "saloon" is used! What da good Captain said... Always Capitalize Saloon. It goes back a long way to when the purveyors of the old SASS Net broke things up into the Wire, the Saloon, Classifieds, and a few others. On the old Net there were folks who'd get their cyber-dander up at the slightest event, and others that laughed and joked and generally kept the camaraderie of the shoots going here in Cyber-Land. You can see where the two groups sorta migrated after the separation into different forums, and out of gratitude for our own little gathering place, the (ACS) designation was born. It's what separates a saloon from our Saloon (ACS). And now you know... the rest of the story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seldom Seen #16162 Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 That's what I shoot...got a problem with that? Too bad... And what's this 'real man' crap? GG Oh, Oh, I know, I know! "Reel men" shoot in B-Western class. "Real men" shoot in Classic Cowboys. All others wear pink underwear and shoot in the other classes. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 I don't wear no underwear. We don't need no steenkin underwear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Cherokee, SASS#48332 Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 May have to turn the water hose on 'em! JHC Mebbe I'll start a thread about how REAL men only shoot Ruger .45 Colts with 250 gr bullets at 900fps. Then again, mebbe not. Ya got it partly right..REAL men shoot Rugers, but.. Wait for it- REAL COWBOYS shoot REAL COLTS in .45 Colt.. (Sorry, I just sometimes can't help meself.. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorado Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 You know after reading all this I've come to the conclusion that, if the Saloon(ACS) were to form a Lynch mob, we'd start out after someone, get distracted by a butterfly, go get a drink, forget about the mob, then reform the mob once we're reminded of what it was that we were mad about in the first place. Then as if caught in a terrible cycle, we head out, see a butterfly, get a drink, and forget what we were doing. But at least we'd have a good time doing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellowhouse Sam # 25171 Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Yes! Is it because you believe that bald faced hornets tell bald face lies? Except for one titled Not the Cowguy Way woulda never been able to pick it out from the others. Now thats a thought Grizz! Ask over there if it oughta be Cowboy or Cowguy and what costumes should the latter wear! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. James H. Callahan Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 You know after reading all this I've come to the conclusion that, if the Saloon(ACS) were to form a Lynch mob, we'd start out after someone, get distracted by a butterfly, go get a drink, forget about the mob, then reform the mob once we're reminded of what it was that we were mad about in the first place. Then as if caught in a terrible cycle, we head out, see a butterfly, get a drink, and forget what we were doing. But at least we'd have a good time doing it. By Jove, I think he's gaught it! Hey, try hittin' that $%^# butterfly with a coach gun after 2 or 3 or 8 or 10 drinks! It ain't easy I tell ya! JHC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tucumcari Tim Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 It WILL be death when Aunt Fannie sits on you. Have you seen her fanny? WOW!!!!! Wasn't prepared for that. Now I have to poke my eyes out. Hey....I'll bet my times get quicker if I do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tennessee Stud, SASS# 43634 Life Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Lynch mob on the Wire, trying to hang one of their own! What kinda of a... lowdown... SOB would do somethin' like that? ts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorado Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 By Jove, I think he's gaught it! Hey, try hittin' that $%^# butterfly with a coach gun after 2 or 3 or 8 or 10 drinks! It ain't easy I tell ya! JHC Capt. You aughta know that rotgut and guns don't mix! Make the booze taste bad, and ruins your aim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 This begs the question, "Why would a lynch mob try to lynch a mob member?" And while we're at it how about the question of woodchucks and wood? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted September 14, 2012 Author Share Posted September 14, 2012 You know after reading all this I've come to the conclusion that, if the Saloon(ACS) were to form a Lynch mob, we'd start out after someone, get distracted by a butterfly, go get a drink, forget about the mob, then reform the mob once we're reminded of what it was that we were mad about in the first place. Then as if caught in a terrible cycle, we head out, see a butterfly, get a drink, and forget what we were doing. But at least we'd have a good time doing it. Oh look! Something shiny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorado Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Oh look! Something shiny! WHERE! WHERE! OOH I wanna see! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 What color is the butterfly? I like butterflies.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Sorry I am late for the lynching, I was messing with my fishing gear and the sun reflected off this bright metal thing here and I got distracted. I think they call it a herring dodger. Why would a herring want to dodge this thing? Where were we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Dan Dawkins Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 May have to turn the water hose on 'em! JHC Mebbe I'll start a thread about how REAL men only shoot Ruger .45 Colts with 250 gr bullets at 900fps. Then again, mebbe not. And don't forget 45 Colt is not a "traditional" rifle cartridge. You need a "dash" caliber to accomplish that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellowhouse Sam # 25171 Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Oh look! Something shiny! It's just that lower denture you lost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. James H. Callahan Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 What color is the butterfly? I like butterflies.... Generally I do to. But..........back in my youth sitting in the heat for 2 or 3 hours waiting for a shot at non-existent doves.........butterflies and dragonflies have been known to draw fire. Especially when the air is thick with monarchs. JHC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 THAT"S MEAN!!! SHOOT GRIZZ'S STUPID HORNETS, NOT THE PRETTY BUTTERFLIES!! (Is it time for more cold medicine yet?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Two Spurs Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Are you an anti-hornet racist? :unsure: THAT just made my night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 I double dog dare y....no wait. Never mind. That didn't turn out so well last time. ROFL ! ! ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Cold medicine gives you a big fanny? Oh lordy, I'm in trouble now.... No NO ! Yur fanny looks just fine ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted September 14, 2012 Author Share Posted September 14, 2012 No NO ! Yur fanny looks just fine ! What R U doing looking at her fanny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Yeah, whatta ya doin' lookin' at my fanny? Is it really THAT big you can see it from Minnesota??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Oh, Oh, I know, I know! "Reel men" shoot in B-Western class. "Real men" shoot in Classic Cowboys. All others wear pink underwear and shoot in the other classes. :P I am naked under my clothing, which is always PINK ! Lady Hawk got one of her red socks in wif dem whites ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Sage, SASS #49891 Life Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Seems like that danged post just up and disappeared.....POOF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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