Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 Ann asked our Alexa how she was feeling this morning. She responded by singing. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-BAR #18287 Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 Years ago... I had never heard of Alexa. Riding in the car with my wife, daughter and son-in- law, my daughter was asking Alexa (on her phone) for driving directions. She handed me the phone, saying "Try it Dad. She will talk to you." So I took the phone and said, "Alexa, talk dirty to me." Alexa said, "Vacuum cleaner." They thought it was funny. I was disappointed. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warden Callaway Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 I ran across a video of a little girl running around talking to Alexa. Her mom says, "We don't have Alexa.". Girl replied, "I know. She's my imaginary friend." 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 My daughter & son-in-law have Googlefied their entire house. I was staying with them and going to work while my wife stayed in Oregon until our house sold. Anyway, One day they weren’t home and I said “Alexa, play some heavy metal.” A second or two later this garbage music comes pouring out of the speakers. I said “Alexa, I asked for heavy metal. Not garbage.” Alexa says back “Heavy metal. A genre of hard core rock & roll music. It’s origins are vague but most likely it…” ”Alexa! I want to hear Heavy Metal music!” Garbage music began pouring from the speakers. (I consider stuffing a microphone in your mouth and grunting a lot to guitars and drums “garbage music” ”Alexa Stop.” Music stopped. “Alexa play some heavy metal music.” Silence ”Alexa?” Silence ”Alexa, go (blank) yourself” Alexa answered… ”Impossible” I laughed so hard I had tears streaming down my cheeks. Try as I might I couldn’t get Alexa to say that again. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 I don’t have Alexa. I do have Siri but have not spoken to her in years. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 willfully throwing away , any vestige of privacy CB 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 1 hour ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: I don’t have Alexa. I do have Siri but have not spoken to her in years. Same here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warden Callaway Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 Had a Ford F150 that had a bunch of rocker switches inside the steering wheel. I'd bump one every so often and a voice would ask me for a command. I'd reply, "Shutup!". It would come back with, "I don't understand your command, please rephrase you question." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 I asked Siri what she was wearing, she said “ I don’t have a body” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted May 6 Share Posted May 6 Every once in a while, I accidentally activate Siri, at which time I usually utter something not repeatable in polite company. Siri usually responds with, “I won’t respond to that!” to which I usually reply with “You just did!” 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted May 6 Share Posted May 6 Just ask if they're spying on us.: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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