What I learned about Penquins

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

9 hours ago, Father Kit Cool Gun Garth said:

You really didn’t believe that I know anything about penguins did you?

And I still don’t.

[Colorado Coffinmaker]

 

Velley Interestink 

[Pat Riot]

That is one of the funniest things I have seen in a while. Laughed so hard I had tears. My wife thought I had lost it. 

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

Just now, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

That is one of the funniest things I have seen in a while. Laughed so hard I had tears. My wife thought I had lost it. 

Maybe she’s onto something.

[Pat Riot]

15 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

Maybe she’s onto something.

Well, I was actually expecting some scientific reason for the dead penguin issue. I was not expecting that. 

[Alpo]

I thought the other penguins were going to get together and push him off the floe, and orcas would eat him.

 

My actual first thought was polar bears cleaning up, but polar bears are at the other end of the world. They are Arctic animals, while penguins are Antarctic.

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

I thought it was they dig a hole in the ice, and than kick him in the ice hole.

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

Penguins have square eyes.  Don't know where I read that but it's true.

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

55 minutes ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:

Penguins have square eyes.  Don't know where I read that but it's true.

Goats have square pupils.

[Alpo]

Hip teachers frequently have square pupils.

[Dawg Hair, SASS #29557]

I am so glad I was not drinking coffee when I read this.  Apple computers are expensive to repair!   

[John Kloehr]

This joke should be buried in the Antarctic ice.