Pat Riot, SASS #13748 28,668 Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 (edited) Oldest joke in human history: Yeah, I didn't get it either... Edited January 22 by Pat Riot, SASS #13748 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L 2,869 Posted January 22 Author Share Posted January 22 days! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L 2,869 Posted January 22 Author Share Posted January 22 38 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Oldest joke in human history: Yeah, I didn't get it either... A Priest, a Rabbi and the Pharoah walk into a bar... Hey, it was dark in those days. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DeaconKC 2,450 Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 29 minutes ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said: days! 1928 days @Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 28,668 Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 8 minutes ago, DeaconKC said: 1928 days @Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L? Packard 733 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DeaconKC 2,450 Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 4 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Packard 733 Ohhhhh! My mistake.... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Perro Del Diablo 4,578 Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 1 hour ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Oldest joke in human history: Yeah, I didn't get it either... you didn't get the joke you wrote 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 28,668 Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 4 minutes ago, Perro Del Diablo said: you didn't get the joke you wrote Ya got me! 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 8,709 Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 Pat waking up 700 dats from now. 3 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 2,145 Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 Not allowed? Then just quit. Heck, you are SHORT Imis 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 28,668 Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 6 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: Pat waking up 700 dats from now. Now you can just stop that! No bad ju-ju please. I used to tease my wife that if something happened that my retirement fund disappeared that we would go all “Bonnie & Clyde” and rob banks to fund our retirement. If we got away with it we could find our retirement. If we didn’t, we’d have a place to stay with meals and free medical. She never really cottoned to idea for some reason. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L 2,869 Posted January 23 Author Share Posted January 23 days! 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sedalia Dave 14,369 Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Perro Del Diablo 4,578 Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L 2,869 Posted January 24 Author Share Posted January 24 731 days! (or two years to last day at work!!!!) 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 8,709 Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 With Pat retiring out of California, perhaps he should stock up before he moves to a new state. Here's a suggestion: 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L 2,869 Posted January 25 Author Share Posted January 25 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 28,668 Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 47 minutes ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said: Thank you very much, Injun Ryder. And THANK YOU for my count down. It comes in really handy when people at work p*** me off. I just think “I have this many days until I don’t have to put up with this any more.” It puts a smile on my face. Thank you. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L 2,869 Posted January 25 Author Share Posted January 25 You're quite welcome. (I can relate. I was planning to retire at 66 but got so fed up with the work environment that I retired a year earlier than I planned.) 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 28,668 Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 38 minutes ago, DeaconKC said: Ah, it must be nice to sit by the fire and relax at your age, eh Deacon? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DeaconKC 2,450 Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 2 hours ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said: You're quite welcome. (I can relate. I was planning to retire at 66 but got so fed up with the work environment that I retired a year earlier than I planned.) When I was planning to retire, the Missus and I went for a meeting with the advisor. He figured up the numbers based on retiring in '18. We then asked what the difference would be if I left in 17 and it was about 200 a month. My wife looked at me and said "You spend that in lunches". So I got to go a year earlier than I expected. That was great! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 28,668 Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 2 minutes ago, DeaconKC said: When I was planning to retire, the Missus and I went for a meeting with the advisor. He figured up the numbers based on retiring in '18. We then asked what the difference would be if I left in 17 and it was about 200 a month. My wife looked at me and said "You spend that in lunches". So I got to go a year earlier than I expected. That was great! We could retire now if we wanted to live on Ramen and box meals and live in a shoebox. We decided to wait so we could have meat on occasion and live in a little better shoebox. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DeaconKC 2,450 Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 Just now, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: We could retire now if we wanted to live on Ramen and box meals and live in a shoebox. We decided to wait so we could have meat on occasion and live in a little better shoebox. Better reason to move to Missouri or Arkansas. Escape while you can! If you come here, we've got a great SASS club and I will even buy you the best BBQd brisket sammich you will ever eat! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 7,184 Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 I got out as early as I could collect my retirement (April). Also, I needed to wait one year after my last raise (July). So, July it was. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L 2,869 Posted January 26 Author Share Posted January 26 729 days! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 28,668 Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 Under two years now! After a day like yesterday at work...I was actually wishing my life away. Eyes on the brass ring... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L 2,869 Posted January 27 Author Share Posted January 27 Hang in there! 728 days! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L 2,869 Posted January 28 Author Share Posted January 28 days! (and MY birthday!) 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 7,184 Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 Happy Birthday, Injun! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 28,668 Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 1 hour ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said: days! (and MY birthday!) Happy Birthday!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L 2,869 Posted January 29 Author Share Posted January 29 days! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 8,709 Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 Hang in there Pat. (Even if it's just to annoy people!) 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L 2,869 Posted January 30 Author Share Posted January 30 days! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Perro Del Diablo 4,578 Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 1 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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