Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted April 26, 2022 Posted April 26, 2022 I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through.— Jules Verne There are no ordinary cats.— Colette The cat is above all things, a dramatist.— Margaret Benson, author and Egyptologist What greater gift than the love of a cat?— Charles Dickens If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.— Mark Twain I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.— Jean Cocteau If you want to be a psychological novelist and write about human beings, the best thing you can do is to keep a pair of cats.— Aldous Huxley A cat has absolute emotional honesty. Human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not.— Ernest Hemingway Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.— Robert A. Heinlein The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. Of course he wants care and shelter. You don’t buy love for nothing. Like all pure creatures, cats are practical.— William S. Burroughs If you’re feeling bad, you just look at the cats, you’ll feel better, because they know that everything is, just as it is. There’s nothing to get excited about. They just know. They’re saviors.— Charles Bukowski Cats know exactly where they begin and end. When they walk slowly out the door that you are holding open for them, and pause, leaving their tail just an inch or two inside the door, they know it. They know you have to keep holding the door open.— Ursula K. Le Guin In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods. They have not forgotten this.— Terry Pratchett I have lived with several Zen masters — all of them cats.— Eckhart Tolle I've met many irresponsible people in my life but never an irresponsible cat.— Rita Mae Brown, author Way down deep, we’re all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.— Jim Davis, creator of "Garfield" Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.— Christopher Hitchens You can train cats to do anything they want to.— Ricky Gervais
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted April 29, 2022 Posted April 29, 2022 SHHHH! I think my daughter just brought home #4.
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted May 8, 2022 Posted May 8, 2022 I think Allie would have liked this.
Alpo Posted May 8, 2022 Posted May 8, 2022 I liked the story, but what I believe I liked the best was that he used the term BC, not BCE.
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