Father Kit Cool Gun Garth 5,670 Posted February 11 (edited) ....why should cartoons get all the attention. I'm noticed a common occurrence that proliferates what we want to say when either texting or posting here in the SALOON. That is our pesky, fiendish, most unwelcome enemy....OTTO! He manages to appear when you least expect it and if you aren't careful he can turn your words around to his own liking. Most of the time he's harmless, but too many times it's aggravating. There are occasions though we he gets silly and can create some of the funniest sentences, all on his own. Think about it.... After seeing what he did to your writings, you sometimes have to laugh to yourself, then realize even you, yourself could not have said it, even if you tried. Therefore, this post is dedicated to that ever evasive creature that invades our posts at his own whim. Here's one that got me starting this post. My wife and I are attending a Birthday party for a dear friend and my wife was texting back and forth with his wife when she inquired as to the menu. Edited February 11 by Father Kit Cool Gun Garth 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 13,563 Posted February 11 I really want to get this guy...I’d like to wipe that smirk right off his smarmy face!...Why, I oughta.... 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat Brules 1,012 Posted February 11 Freakin’ Apple created the sob in its own image, complete with their IQ level. I’m pretty sure you can turn it off in “Settings”. Cat Brules Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Small 104 Posted February 11 I heard he died this afternoon . May he restaurant in peace. CS 1 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ozark Huckleberry 393 Posted February 12 On 2/10/2020 at 10:36 PM, Cowboy Small said: I heard he died this afternoon . May he restaurant in peace. CS I heard the same. His fun real is nest trucks date. 1 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emily Shine 4 Posted February 12 (edited) On 2/11/2020 at 8:41 AM, Father Kit Cool Gun Garth said: ....why should cartoons get all the attention. I'm noticed a common occurrence that proliferates what we want to say when either texting or posting here in the SALOON. That is our pesky, fiendish, most unwelcome enemy....OTTO! He manages to appear when you least expect it and if you aren't careful he can turn your words around to his own liking. Most of the time he's harmless, but too many times it's aggravating. There are occasions though we he gets silly and can create some of the funniest sentences, all on his own. Think about it.... After seeing what he did to your writings, you sometimes have to laugh to yourself, then realize even you, yourself could not have said it, even if you tried. Therefore, this post is dedicated to that ever evasive creature that invades our posts at his own whim. Here's one that got me starting this post. My wife and I are attending a Birthday party for a dear friend and my wife was texting back and forth with his wife when she inquired as to the menu. Can the barbecue children come rancherie clubbed? (my weak sauce attempt at making an anagram joke...may or may not have been swooped from https://www.crosswordsolver.com/anagram-solver ) Edited February 12 by Emily Shine mistype 1 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alpo 3,981 Posted February 12 Maybe I'm just having a bad day. BBQ children (chicken) I got. Ice cream Ann (and) cake I got. Kenuth smoke pulled pork --- ?? Can't figure that one out. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth 5,670 Posted February 12 2 minutes ago, Alpo said: Maybe I'm just having a bad day. BBQ children (chicken) I got. Ice cream Ann (and) cake I got. Kenuth smoke pulled pork --- ?? Can't figure that one out. Alpo: Actually, (kenuth) and (Ann) are the names of the people that are bringing those items. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alpo 3,981 Posted February 12 So Ann's placement was just serendipitous? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth 5,670 Posted February 12 @Emily Shine, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth 5,670 Posted February 12 1 hour ago, Emily Shine said: Can the barbecue children come rancherie clubbed? (my weak sauce attempt at making an anagram joke...may or may not have been swooped from https://www.crosswordsolver.com/anagram-solver ) Emily, Actually it's a family recipe. So they come as a light grayish to yellow brown soft cow's milk cheese boiled in water, otherwise known as "Blanched ecru brie*". * anagram Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth 5,670 Posted February 16 1 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capt. James H. Callahan 708 Posted February 16 I have no such problems with my old flip phone! JHC Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 4,679 Posted February 16 PS Howdy and Welcome, Emily Shine! 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ramblin Gambler 873 Posted February 16 I'd just like to say to ole Otto N Correct: It's not duck. It's never duck. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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