Mossy Pops Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 A husband and his wife were at the mall for a busy day of Christmas shopping. Looking up from a sale bin at Marshal's, the wife realized her husband must have wondered off. Somewhat concerned but also somewhat annoyed, the wife called the husband's cell phone. She said , "Where are you, you know we have lots to do." He said "Do you remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I couldn't afford it at the time but told you one day I would get it for you?" Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all choked up. "Yes, I do remember that shop" she replied." "Well I'm in the gun shop next door to that." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 No, my wife knows me well enough to know that I'm in a gun shop nearby... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 There's a line missing... "And then the fight started." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc X Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 There's a line missing... "And then the fight started." Or "He's expected to recover." LOL!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoken D Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 Clean-up in aisle 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MizPete Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 That would be Petey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Lizard Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 Well sure do not have to worry about in this state....Gun stores and shopping malls don't seem to go together here...Maybe mini malls... Texas Lizard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dustin Checotah Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 There's a line missing... "And then the fight started." Just what I was thinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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