A husband and his wife were at the mall for a busy day of Christmas shopping. Looking up from a sale bin at Marshal's, the wife realized her husband must have wondered off. Somewhat concerned but also somewhat annoyed, the wife called the husband's cell phone. She said , "Where are you, you know we have lots to do." He said "Do you remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I couldn't afford it at the time but told you one day I would get it for you?" Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all choked up. "Yes, I do remember that shop" she replied." "Well I'm in the gun shop next door to that."