Widder, SASS #59054 Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 I think I bring A LOT of people good luck when they shoot with me..... Problem is, they don't bring me good luck..... Maybe they'll team us up together again next weekend. Keep em smoking! ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 8 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: I think I bring A LOT of people good luck when they shoot with me..... Problem is, they don't bring me good luck..... Maybe they'll team us up together again next weekend. Keep em smoking! ..........Widder Widder, I think they do bring good luck to you. Just imagine the shape you'd be in if they didn't! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 18 minutes ago, Tennessee williams said: Widder, I think they do bring good luck to you. Just imagine the shape you'd be in if they didn't! You're a wise man. I bet you own a weedeater! ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 52 minutes ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: You're a wise man. I bet you own a weedeater! ..........Widder 3 of them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purly SASS # 57438 Posted August 26, 2019 Author Share Posted August 26, 2019 Almost there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 1 hour ago, Purly SASS # 57438 said: Almost there. There was a small earthquake reported in east Tennessee this morning. They said the epicenter was at Widders house. He was opening up some fan mail from the Widdermaniacs and got to thinking about you and him meeting up this weekend. Apparently he was shaking in his boots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 My wife said..... "What are you doing" I said: "I'm shakin in my boots cause of Boomtown (also known as Purlytown) is this weekend". She said: "Well stop shaking so close to me, you dirty ole man...... AND take em darn boots off". True story. Hey, I don't make this stuff up. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barkeep Casey Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 With all this trash talking I feel the need to go buy a new paddle! What say you Purly, Widder and Red??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Bill Burt Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 14 minutes ago, Barkeep Casey said: With all this trash talking I feel the need to go buy a new paddle! What say you Purly, Widder and Red??? You saying you're going to whoop up on some folks with that new paddle? I was thinking a new set of boots might be called for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 Howdy Barkeep. I'm game! CAPT BB: here is the story of The Paddle. A small group of us at Cleveland a couple years back noticed that most of the time, we were competitive with one another. The group consisted of Ziggy, Purly, Red, Slater, ME, and a few others. ANYHOW, whoever finished last within our small group would have to carry the paddle to future matches until they no longer finished last within our group. I don't remember the full significance of The Paddle, but I think Barkeep can share it. I honestly don't know what happened to 'The Paddle' or who got it last. Maybe Purly has it..... ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purly SASS # 57438 Posted August 26, 2019 Author Share Posted August 26, 2019 Captain Bill, you have to carry the paddle with you every where you shoot until you can get rid of it. I don't know who ended up with the paddle. Maybe Widder has it, who knows. Maybe Tennessee Williams traded Widder a weed eater for it, who knows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 Widder NEVER had the paddle. I never 'earned' it..... ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ocoee Red #31751 Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 Sorry boys but I ain’t going to make it. I’m in Oregon visiting with my grands. Shot a couple of matches since I got here last week and going to shoot again the next couple weeks your sure and try to hold my own against some of this stiff competition out here against some the Oregonians and Washington State pards too. I hope y’all have a real good shoot and have a blast doing it! I believe my friend Purly had the paddle last... or maybe it was Widder?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purly SASS # 57438 Posted August 27, 2019 Author Share Posted August 27, 2019 Red, retirement is a good thing. Shoot well out there. Sure wish you was shooting here Saturday. I need some back up with this crowd. I don't have the paddle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Bill Burt Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 7 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: Howdy Barkeep. I'm game! CAPT BB: here is the story of The Paddle. A small group of us at Cleveland a couple years back noticed that most of the time, we were competitive with one another. The group consisted of Ziggy, Purly, Red, Slater, ME, and a few others. ANYHOW, whoever finished last within our small group would have to carry the paddle to future matches until they no longer finished last within our group. I don't remember the full significance of The Paddle, but I think Barkeep can share it. I honestly don't know what happened to 'The Paddle' or who got it last. Maybe Purly has it..... ..........Widder That’s an illustrious group! I might not fit in there; I would probably be the eternal paddler! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 Capt, at the time some of us agreed to 'The Paddle' posse, we were closely competitive on most any Saturday. I don't recall anyone having the paddle more than a couple of matches before awarding it to another Paddle Posse member. I wish I could recall everyones name but for the most part, it was: Purly, Red, Slater, Ziggy, Barkeep, ME.... and maybe a couple of others. As it is right now, we are still competitive with one another 'most' of the time, except when Purly or Slater gets on a roll, they really roll..... if you know what I mean. Barkeep might try to find the paddle or get a new one. If so, membership is free..... and voluntary. Sooooooooo, if ya got the guts, go for the glory! ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barkeep Casey Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 The "Paddle of Shame" mysteriously disappeared one day and nobody seems to remember who had earned it last. I personally believe Red burned it but I have no way to back up that statement lol. But it was fun while it lasted! It might be time for a new paddle and a new group of paddlers though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 4 minutes ago, Barkeep Casey said: The "Paddle of Shame" mysteriously disappeared one day and nobody seems to remember who had earned it last. I personally believe Red burned it but I have no way to back up that statement lol. But it was fun while it lasted! It might be time for a new paddle and a new group of paddlers though. Barkeep, I agree........ it must be Red who burnt it. = A man who can smile when things go wrong, has thought of someone to blame it on. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ocoee Red #31751 Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: Barkeep, I agree........ it must be Red who burnt it. = A man who can smile when things go wrong, has thought of someone to blame it on. ..........Widder And I’m sure Barkeep is smiling real big bout now. You know the “guilty dog usually barks first” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barkeep Casey Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 I earned the paddle twice both times shooting BP against heathen smokeless shooters. But I promise you I didn't burn the paddle that I had paid for, that would be like deciding to light a cigar with a $20.00 bill. Makes no sense. Maybe it was Purly........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purly SASS # 57438 Posted August 28, 2019 Author Share Posted August 28, 2019 Wasn't me. I had it a couple of times but I didn't burn it. Either Ziggy or Jot had it last. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purly SASS # 57438 Posted August 28, 2019 Author Share Posted August 28, 2019 Range prep is starting today. Mowing, weed eating, and general clean up. Thursday get stage 6 ready. Place fans on stages, Friday set targets, paint, and last minute details. If you have any spare time come on out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 Weather forecast looks GREAT! Sunny and 80's, with a slight BBQ overcast with a mixture of Ice Cream..... ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 1 minute ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: Weather forecast looks GREAT! Sunny and 80's, with a slight BBQ overcast with a mixture of Ice Cream..... ..........Widder That there is my kind of weather! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purly SASS # 57438 Posted August 29, 2019 Author Share Posted August 29, 2019 I'm bringing some fans for you fast shotgun shooters. You can use them to cool down your guns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Saint Eagle, SASS # 64903 Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 1 hour ago, Purly SASS # 57438 said: I'm bringing some fans for you fast shotgun shooters. You can use them to cool down your guns. Like you Purly? Randy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 11 hours ago, Purly SASS # 57438 said: I'm bringing some fans for you fast shotgun shooters. You can use them to cool down your guns. EDIT: All ya gotta do is stick some 3x5 note cards on TN Williams lips, and everybody around will stay cool... PURLY: I typed the previous comment while talking to TN on the phone, and my mind put your comment as though it was from TN. And while talking with him, I typed it out and it came out in the wrong person..... oops. Anyhow, TN can back this story up. Sorri Pard. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 I sure wish I hadn't been eating a bite of cereal when I read that. Now the bunkhouse boss is gonna make me mop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 deleted. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 I'm bringing Roho and 5 pounds of southern hoodoo dust with me. That aught to be enough to counter KK's iddy biddy bottle of voodoo mumbo jumbo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 Roho..... , Oh No! Roho is to HooDoo as Rodan, Mothra and Godzilla is to Japanese monsters. Well, all I can say is that I hope by best friend, TN Williams, has a great match..... TN: is this Great Granny's 'HooDoo' dust recipe? The one that uses only dried Southern pigeon toed chicken feet? ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Kajun Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 Widder... I’ma thunkin that hoodoo dust is made, in part, by grinding the bodies of hair lipped black widow spiders! You missing any of your kin? Kajun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 6 minutes ago, Krazy Kajun said: Widder... I’ma thunkin that hoodoo dust is made, in part, by grinding the bodies of hair lipped black widow spiders! You missing any of your kin? Kajun Now that's funny, I don't care who you are! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 21 minutes ago, Krazy Kajun said: Widder... I’ma thunkin that hoodoo dust is made, in part, by grinding the bodies of hair lipped black widow spiders! You missing any of your kin? Kajun Another "Unsolved Mystery" has been solved. Thanks KK. Looking forward to seeing you Saturday. Heck, with TN Williams and his 'Hoodoo' dust formula, I'm looking forward to seeing just about anyone on Saturday..... ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tn Tombstone Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 The problem with KK's Hoodoo dust is that he has not control over it after he opens that Pandora's box. I have seen that stuff cause guns to jump out of holsters, fall off of tables and various other maladies. I just need to make sure I aint around when he opens that kan of hoodoo on his posse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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