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Alpo Posted August 7, 2023 Share Posted August 7, 2023 When the Lord was telling Noah what he wanted him to do, with the ark and the animals - Noah, he thought a minute, and he says  Well Lord, I reckon I can get all the cows and pigs and horses and chickens and stuff like that no problem. And there's a circus two towns over so I can get some camels and lions and tigers.  Lord, you want I should bring snakes too?  At the Lord said, YES NOAH, I WANT YOU TO BRING SNAKES TOO.  Well Lord, it might be best if I bring along a keg of liquor, in case of snake bite.  ALL RIGHT NOAH. YOU CAN BRING A KEG OF LIQUOR.  You know Lord, it might be best if I had two kegs.  ONE KEG WILL BE ENOUGH NOAH.  But Lord, you know there's all kinds of snakes. There's rattlesnakes and there's coral snakes and there's copperheads and there's cottonmouths. I better have two kegs.  ONE KEG WILL BE FINE NOAH.  But Lord, if I had two kegs I could put one on each side of the boat and it would balance it.  YOU CAN PUT THE ONE KEG IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BOAT AND IT'LL BALANCE JUST FINE.  But Lord, I really think...  And there is a huge flash of lightning, and a great big KAABOOOOOM of thunder.  And Noah says, yes Lord. One keg.    From the 1930 play THE GREEN PASTURES, by Marc Connelly. 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Brazos John Posted August 9, 2023 Share Posted August 9, 2023 2 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said: Let's do this in DC! Comics, of course. DC Comics. Yeah, that's the ticket! Straight ticket? Or Not Straight?  Hard to tell, anymore. Or not hard. Or, hard in the wrong bikini. Charlie Brown never had these problems! Just don't trust Lucy! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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