Sue Render Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Page 3? What's up with that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waimea Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Boy oh boy, I sampled a beverage from one of the contestants for the beer/beverage contest at Black Gold at last weekends GA State match. You other competitors better bring your "A" game because this beverage had even non-drinkers asking for more.No fair.I wasn't there to assist with the sampling. Lol Waimea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironmaiden Posted May 31, 2016 Author Share Posted May 31, 2016 And I have tasted anothers homemade brew since then an, oh it'll make you want to slap yo momma! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironmaiden Posted May 31, 2016 Author Share Posted May 31, 2016 Wonder what kind of outfit Titus has worked out for us this year? Hummm! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titus A. Gnatsass, SASS #71705 Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 Wonder what kind of outfit Titus has worked out for us this year? Hummm! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TN Mongo, SASS #61450 Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 I heard a rumor that Titus might not make the Black Gold shoot this year because he is in negotiating with Fox to appear on a new show, "Pole Dancing With the Stars". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titus A. Gnatsass, SASS #71705 Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 I heard a rumor that Titus might not make the Black Gold shoot this year because he is in negotiating with Fox to appear on a new show, "Pole Dancing With the Stars". Hey, with my impending retirement I figured I needed something to do to occupy my time, and with my obvious natural talent it was only it was only a matter of time before the offers started rolling in! Check your local listings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackalope Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Hey, with my impending retirement I figured I needed something to do to occupy my time, and with my obvious natural talent it was only it was only a matter of time before the offers started rolling in! Check your local listings. TV for sale, cheap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tn Tombstone Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 Fresh peppers are coming in for the great appetizer cook-off. Got to cook 20 pork butts last week-end to get warmed up. Dang is it here yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 I'm your pepper disposal unit!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titus A. Gnatsass, SASS #71705 Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 I heard a rumor that Titus might not make the Black Gold shoot this year because he is in negotiating with Fox to appear on a new show, "Pole Dancing With the Stars". Sometimes it just don't pay to excel at somethin! I went and auditioned for "Pole Dancing With the Stars" out in Hollyweird. Now mind ya, I figgered they'd be sum "stiff" competition, what with all the talented folk what's sposta be out there. So I shows up, in my best Black Gold pole dancin' outfit no less, and proceeded ta 'strut muh stuff' like I never strutted before! I mean I really cut loose! So all the so called "Stars" and producers and talent scouts and Lord only knows who all else was a watchin me. They was a point'n and a starin' and just plain ole astounded at the exhibition I put on, I tell ya. After the music stopped and I slid offa the pole, it took a minute or two fer em ta realize whut they had just witnessed! Finally, one wide eyed spectator uttered a long drawn out "Oh...my...Gawd" followed a few seconds later by another astounded observers "I've never seen anything like that before in my life." Needless ta say, I left there makin plans for my move ta Tinseltown. Fast forward to today. The folks from the show call and inform me that my "talent level is not what they are looking for." Now I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I can read between the lines. The only plausible explanation is that my dancin prowess was so far above the resta them so called "Stars" that they all banded together and said they'd walk if'n I was allowed ta be on the show! Well all I can say is it's their loss. So that means all a y'alls that plan on attendin this years Black Gold are in luck! Titus, the Pole Dancin King, will be there puttin on the show of shows! Just you wait, I'll show them Hollyweirdos whut a real pole dance is all about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackalope Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 In that case, I'm keeping my TV! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titus A. Gnatsass, SASS #71705 Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 In that case, I'm keeping my TV! Rats, I was hopin' for a bargain! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titus A. Gnatsass, SASS #71705 Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 Ok, y'all. I ain't heard much about cupcakes on here lately! To my way of thinkin' that means one of two things. Either yer all hard at work perfecting yer recipes....or you've all let this here shindig sneak up on ya and yer gonna be scramblin' at the last minute to come up with an entry. I can only hope it's the first possibility and not the latter! Y'all do realize that the esteemed panel of judges assembled for this contest are trained professionals. And we WILL be able to discern not only the quality and flavor of any and all offerings presented to us. No siree! As highly skilled tasteologists, we can also discern effort, planning, thought process (or lack thereof), as well as any number of nuances that might have gone into the creation of these sweet treats. So if ya ain't already done so....GIT OFF YER DUFFS AND GIT TA BAKIN! There's three dessert judges countin on ya! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korupt Karl Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 I've been practicing the HUGGIN wherever I go......gotta stay in shape....lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackalope Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 ... There's three dessert judges countin on ya! I've been exercising my taste buds all week! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge'm All Duncan, SASS#67320 Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 I have been tasting numerous concoctions to prepare myself for anything these great cooks come up with. Been working hard rehabbing two new knees, got to be able to shake and bake with Titus and Red! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waimea Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 I've been busy dodging tropical storms and making bullets. Waimea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironmaiden Posted June 11, 2016 Author Share Posted June 11, 2016 I've been told a few ideas about some folks concoctions. They sound mighty tasty. Ya'll better be on your game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TN Mongo, SASS #61450 Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 Some of us beverage judges may need a snack after sampling brews. Maybe we could work a deal with some of the dessert judges. You never know, there might be a few extra beverage samples left (after the judging, of course) that could be shared with our fellow colleagues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackalope Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 Like I mentioned yesterday, it's all in the art of negotiation! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 Like I mentioned yesterday, it's all in the art of negotiation! You do get along well with Ms. Anita!! Us Gun Boys know how it works!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackalope Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 The best possible outcome in many negotiations is achieved by me saying, "yes, dear". Mongo, I'm sure if you approached the dessert judge panel when assembled, we could reach an agreeable conclusion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titus A. Gnatsass, SASS #71705 Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 The best possible outcome in many negotiations is achieved by me saying, "yes, dear". Jackalope, I feel your pain....I mean I've had lots of experience as a negotiator myself. As a matter of fact, officially gonna celebrate 35 years negotiating with the same woman this August 1st. Mongo, I'm sure if you approached the dessert judge panel when assembled, we could reach an agreeable conclusion. Look us up, talk us up, hook us up. Or as Iron Maiden has said....LET'S MAKE A DEAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TN Mongo, SASS #61450 Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 quid pro quo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Kajun Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 quid pro quo Pie are round, cornbread are square.....gesundheit! Kajun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 Pie are round, cornbread are square.....gesundheit! Kajun COBBLER are square!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titus A. Gnatsass, SASS #71705 Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 Pie are round, cornbread are square.....gesundheit! COBBLER are square!! Come on now fellas......FOCUS! It's CUPCAKES this year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TN Mongo, SASS #61450 Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 For you non-Latin speakers, you cupcake judges give us some cupcakes, we beverage judges will share some beverage with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironmaiden Posted June 16, 2016 Author Share Posted June 16, 2016 We have exactly one month till the best match in SASS! Hope you folks have rested up, it's gonna be a DOOSEY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waimea Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 For you non-Latin speakers, you cupcake judges give us some cupcakes, we beverage judges will share some beverage with you. Keep the gluten-free ones though <gag>. Mongo - Water is a beverage too right? IM - rested and ready to work hard and have fun too. Copperhead needs to consider extending this match to a week. 3 days just ain't long enough to meet everybody. And I know I missed a whole bunch last year. Waimea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TN Mongo, SASS #61450 Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Gluten free! Yuck! That's like alcohol free beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 He he!! Mongo!! You said "free beer"!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TN Mongo, SASS #61450 Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 When asked what's my favorite beer, my response has always been "free beer". At BG there will be plenty of free "Copperhead juice". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 Plenty of OTHER beverages as well!! CANNOT WAIT!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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