Widder, SASS #59054 Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Everyone knows Walter & Leroy by now. Those 2 wild and crazy Ducks. Walter had lost his girlfriend around Thanksgiving because his 'quacker' hadn't been working very well lately. She left him for a Horn Bill. Anyhow, I took Walter to the local Vet for a check up while Leroy stayed back at the pond getting in a few extra laps for the upcoming swimming marathon. The Vet noticed immediately that Walters 'quacker' wasn't what it ought to be so he fixed him up a medical cocktail that started to make his 'quacker' work better. So instead of an occasional "quackkkk, quckkkk, ackkkk", Walter started saying "Quack, quack, quack" again. When we returned to the pond, Leroy ask: "Quack Quack Quack": (meaning: what did the doctor say?) Walter replied: "Quack quack quack quack quack (meaning: he gave me a shot and said I would probably live another 50 years). Leroy said: "Quack quack quack" (meaning: I knew you should have bought that extended warranty on your truck). ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawnee McGrutt Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Widder, have you been into the Christmas "spirits" or have you quacked up? To be honest that joke flew over my head. I think that joke like a lot of ducks do, went south. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawnee McGrutt Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 My girlfriend says that joke laid an egg! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Brules Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Quack, quack........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 I love a good duck joke!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Where did you see (or hear) a GOOD duck joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?"The bartender, confused, tells the duck no. The duck thanks him and leaves.The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Got any grapes?"Again, the bartender tells him, "No -- the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes and, furthermore, will never serve grapes." The duck thanks him and leaves.The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender yells, "Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!"The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, "Got any nails?"Confused, the bartender says no."Good!" says the duck. "Got any grapes?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 A man in a move theater notices what appears to be a duck sitting next to him. Surprised, he asks “Wow! Are you a duck?” “Why, yes I am!” replied the duck. “But… But…” the man blurts. “What on Earth are you doing at the movie?” “Well,” sez the duck, “I liked the book!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Presidio Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 I think I'm gonna duck outta here.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 y'all has done went an QUACKED up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 What... no radio?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 C M Ducks ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugs Bonney SASS # 10171 Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 I assume you guys are just winging it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted December 17, 2015 Author Share Posted December 17, 2015 What... no radio?? O.K., for those who have never heard, here it is: Walter & Leroy are 2 ducks, owned by a very nice homeowner. One day, the owner thought he would fill up the bath tub and put Walter & Leroy in for a while. Walter sez: "Quack quack quack quack quack"... (Wow Leroy, this water is great) Leroy sez: "Quack quack quack"... (yea it is) Walter sez: "Quack quack quack quack quack"... (and its good and warm too) Leroy sez: "Quack quack quack" ... (yea it is) Walter sez: "Quack quack quack" .... (pass me the soap, will ya) Leroy sez: "Quack quack quack quack quack"... (What do you think I am..... A RADIO?) I laugh everytime I think about ole Leroy saying that. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 M R ducks ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boon Doggle Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 Spring, spring, wherefore art thou? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 Widowmaker, I told that one to Helen Brimstone and her two grandkids wile driving along one evening last spring... I thought she was gonna crash the car laughing so hard! Her grandson, Brandon [14], said his gut hurt from laughing, and her granddaughter Daisy [16] just said "Huh?" Meanwhile, I was mopping the tears off my cheeks and snerking uproariously! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted December 17, 2015 Author Share Posted December 17, 2015 Hardpan, For many, it is the funniest joke that literally brings tears to the eyes from laughing. Its a story that has entertained greatly and has become the center of many conversations by just saying..... 'What do you think I am...A Radio? Glad you enjoyed it again. ..........Widder (Walkin In A Widder Wonderland) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keystone, SASS # 47578 Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 Widder, This posting weally quacked me up. "A radio" ,ha,ha,ha ! What a classic ! Too bad Jack Benny, Red Skelton & Bob Hope aren't around to appreciate it. Hasta Luego, Keystone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugs Bonney SASS # 10171 Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 As the duck said to the bartender "Drinks for the house, put it on my bill" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keystone, SASS # 47578 Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 Well Bugs, You must of got up at the "quack" of dawn to remember that one. Keystone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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