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Grizzly Dave

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Speaking of tell jokes, I'm gonna tell all y'all a scary story......

 

 

 

IN the truckers world, there is a saying that if you see this huge black devil dog, you're gonna be dead within the week.

 

 

I was driving along in Bama, on I-10, heading west and the starts where shining really bright. I saw the shadow of a poplar tree and payed no attention to that as I had seen stuff I had always seen at night. Then I saw this black dog running a ways off. Drove a few miles, and the shadow was still on my hood of my KW. That was strange, and there was that same dog, running along but it's getting closer.

 

I speed up a bit, just to teach that dog he can't out run this truck ! The tree shadow is still on my hood and the dog is getting closer and is growing in size. Now for some reason, this pisses me off, so I floor it ! Just think, 80 tons traveling west on a rough interstate, at 101 mph ! I looked at the shadow of the tree still on my hood and then I heard this growl. I looked out the passenger window and saw this black dog with red eyes looking at me, trying to get int ! At this time, I am traveling at 109 mph and I shout at the dog, "You want a piece of me, come on !" and reached into my boot and pulled my 16 "Toothpick."

 

When I looked up the dog was gone, and a closed weight station up ahead, but just past that was a rest area. I pulled into it, got out and looked at the side of my KW. Nothing there I could see, but there was some dog drool on the window. So, after getting back in my truck, I went into the restroom to change my pants !

 

 

 

 

True story..........I swear on my Father's grave.

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are we there yet?

 

 

Yup...............we're der !

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6 pages AND before midnight......Thanks Grizz and CPK!!! We's gonna have us a fun ole' time next Friday! :D:D:D

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Ain't going out, but really ought to get moving, that quilt ain't gonna make itself......

 

 

 

Anybody got any coffee???

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That sure hits the spot! Don't suppose you got breakfast ready yet???

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BIG annual swap meet today at Walker 47 9 am to 1 pm

 

 

we all bring our junk and swap it! never make a dime :lol:

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BIG annual swap meet today at Walker 47 9 am to 1 pm

 

Wish i was closer i really need to swap a few things. Trying to pick up a 73 but lack the funds

 

we all bring our junk and swap it! never make a dime :lol:

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Well, got a little work done this morning....now it's nap time!

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Got some more ZOMBIE shot shells reloaded up.

 

 

Tank I got nuff of dim thins' fer a whole pasale of dim ZOMBIES !

 

Tank dat ought to be nuff.

 

 

What say ya Grizz........CPK ?

 

Need some more coffee , got any left CPK ? :)

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Didn't sleep as long as I wanted to......oh well, I suppose I can try again tomorrow!

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Home from the match, and unloaded.

 

Shot like crap, had fun.

 

Lots of vids.

 

Got them on the computer, but uploading will have to wait, I am told I am going to the library now.

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.-- ----- ..- ..- ..- 7[MHz] :)

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.-- ----- -- --- -..- Haven't been on the air in ages, probably should check my ticket hasn't expired.

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As long as you had fun Grizz, that's all that matters. We didn't get anything done on the flower beds and the bbq is still filthy (guess we're cooking the burgers inside tonight on the George Forman), but I did get quite a bit done in the sewing room....

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I'm back. Had a good shoot but it was a might chilly. Now gonna unpack and watch the race tonight.

 

 

CPK

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not cookin' any more....

 

 

eatin' now......

 

 

hamburgers

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I'm eatin' it!! Of course, it just has the pickles and onions, I don't eat tomatoes.....

 

 

got mayo and pepperjack cheese on it too...yummy

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NO I AM NOT EATING THUMPER!!!!!! :angry::angry::angry:

 

 

The dumplings might not be half bad.....

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Bambi burgers mmmmmmgood.

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No....eating cow good!!!! Eating buffalo good!!!!

 

 

 

 

Eating Bambi bad!!!!!

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Dat's rat.....Bambi burgers wharsed down wif some Bulleit ! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmgood ! ;)

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Eating bufflo good eating thumper good eating bambi very good. :D:D:D:D:D:P

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And swimin' round in my belly in a bunch of Bulliet ! :o;):lol:

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