Grizzly Dave Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 I didn't have any lunch, so I"m heading out now to get pizza. Let the party begin!!! Everything tonight is on Evil Dogooder's tab! Calico Mary said so! That boy just ain't right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Momma wants biscuits and eggs tonight with fried taters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Well, just got home from work, I'm ready to party!! I was gonna ask, since Grizz insists I'm a lady, if anyone wanted to buy a lady a drink..... But if we're drinking on the Evil critter's tab, I'll have something REALLY REALLY expensive, and lot's of it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willy Cheaten Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 I'm ready, Mary lets get this party a going. All drinks on Evil's tab. Lots,and lots of drinks for mary. and a sasperlili for me in a dirty glass . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 I knew there was a reason I liked you Padre!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Hell.....fire dis bad boy up an let's P-A-R-T-Y on da Great Evil One's tab like dey aint not tomarraw ! Grizz.....seein as I don't care fer EYE-tailn foods, tank I'll try a whole pizzer wif a couple bottles of Bulleit ta knock it back, just fer starters............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willy Cheaten Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Apache Hawk, Is it true if Mary is drunk she will dance on the table? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 There is no truth to that vicious rumor.......I don't know how to dance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Calico Mary Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 I hope your not disappointed Padre, but I will tell you this.....ifn' you're familiar with the country song "Takillya makes her clothes fall off".....well...... I'll give you three guesses as to who it was written about! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willy Cheaten Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Mary, I though your daughter was to young to be drinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 She is! But Mom's not mature enough yet to know better!!!! Story for ya, sometimes I shoot Lady Wrangler, Lady B Western, Lady Josey Wales, but my favorite is Lady Gunfighter. First time I ever shot Lady Gunfighter, well, I blame that on takillya and a fella named Red Johnson..... it's hard enough shooting gunfighter for the first time under any circumstances, doing it with a takillya hangover is insane! Take my word for it...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted April 12, 2013 Author Share Posted April 12, 2013 Gunfighter is fun, I ain't never shot lady gunfighter though... Think I'll just stick with Cowboy for the most part though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Sorry, Grizz, you can't shoot Lady Gunfighter unless you shave......your armpits! It's an unwritten rule..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted April 12, 2013 Author Share Posted April 12, 2013 Well heck fire, I ain't doin that, nope, no sir, no ma'am, not for a million bucks. OK, I will for a million real bucks, but I want to see the cash first. I'm easy, but I ain't cheap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Hey, at least I didn't say you had to shave the beard...... Which reminds me, a little while ago we saw that commercial for "NoNo" hair removal.....could someone please explain to me why any sane man would want to shave his chest......EEEEWWWW!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willy Cheaten Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Dave don't go to lying, we know you work cheap, other wise you would be rich off of your videos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted April 12, 2013 Author Share Posted April 12, 2013 If I can ever work out the timing, I actually do have a video project that will pay off, not with cash, but with deep deep discounts on products. I'm just to busy to get it done. As far as shaving the chest, ain't no freaking way. Bad enough when I have to get an EKG and they shave little spots all over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willy Cheaten Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Heck if'n we had as much hair on or head as on are chest we won't be bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted April 12, 2013 Author Share Posted April 12, 2013 ain't that the truth. Pizza is out of the oven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willy Cheaten Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Heck with pizza, More drinks for everyone on Evils tab. A double for Calico. and Grizzly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted April 12, 2013 Author Share Posted April 12, 2013 not too much for me, I'm shootin tomorrow. I have enough trouble gettin up early even without a hangover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Apache Hawk, Is it true if Mary is drunk she will dance on the table? Shore nuff is padre.....I got da tintypes ta say otherwize ifn' she takes ta denyin' it ! As best I can member, had a rat good time dat night. A hell of a hangover da next day ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted April 12, 2013 Author Share Posted April 12, 2013 BELLLCCCCHHHHHHHH!!!! Good Pizza! Now for some of that cinnamon wheel desert pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Now that dessert sounds pretty darn good ifn' ya ask me.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted April 12, 2013 Author Share Posted April 12, 2013 It is good, and got ice cream for later too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Geez, and ice cream too.....maybe we shoulda headed up there for dinner..... not that our roast beef sandwiches weren't good.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted April 12, 2013 Author Share Posted April 12, 2013 still lots left, but I gotta remind you, I eat ice cream right out of the container. Sometimes I even use a spoon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Whut other way is there??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chili Pepper Kid, SASS #60463 Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Whew!!! Har we go pass me dat bottle of Bulleit Hawk old pard I gotta get ready fer a shoot tomarrow.. Gonna do a half packing of stuff in case it's canceled. It's sleeting out right now. But tamarrow looks better. Padre I like yore line: "Living life in my rocking chair". I have this old rocking chair that I got at a garage sale. I keep it in the man cave/reloading room and it suits me just fine. CPK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Geez, is everybody shooting tomorrow except me and Buick?? Boy, I'm sure gonna be lonely....Saloon will be empty all day.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted April 12, 2013 Author Share Posted April 12, 2013 You and Buick could be shooting too.... Just sayin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 So you want us to go shoot while you come get some work done on Pit Bull Tex's quilt, finish cleaning out the flower beds, and clean the bbq grill? While you're at it, can you fix the leaky faucet in the kitchen and do a few loads of laundry and the grocery shopping too??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted April 12, 2013 Author Share Posted April 12, 2013 You can do all of that Sunday, you know Buick wants to shoot tomorrow, give the man a break, he deserves it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted April 12, 2013 Author Share Posted April 12, 2013 And besides, Boulder is only a 4 stage match, and WAY closer to your house than other shoots, you'll have most of the afternoon to do chores after shooting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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