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Grizzly Dave

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Bear claws are hard to get. Now just imaging like thirteen kitty paws hanging from a hat band hmmm

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I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding in a stagecoach. Suddenly, a man riding a horse pulls up to the left side of the stagecoach, and a riderless horse pulls up on the right.

 

The man leans down, pulls open the door, and jumps off his horse into the stagecoach. Then he opens the door on the other side and jumps onto the other horse.

 

Just before he rode off, I yelled out,

 

"What was all that about?"

 

He replied,

 

"Nothing. It's just a stage I'm going through."

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Yeah, my cat is at my feet telling me it's time to head to the bunkhouse, I should have never taught her how to talk, nor got into the habit of giving her treats at bedtime.

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Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see that Indian?"

"Yeah," says the other cowboy.

"Look," says the first one, "he's listening to the ground. He can hear things for miles in any direction."

Just then the Indian looks up. "Covered wagon," he says, "about two miles away. Have two horses, one brown, one white. Man, woman, child, household effects in wagon."

"Incredible!" says the cowboy to his friend. "This Indian knows how far away they are, how many horses, what color they are, who is in the wagon, and what is in the wagon. Amazing!"

The Indian looks up and says, "Ran over me about a half hour ago


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