lickskillet charlie Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 LEMONAIDE KK got some special lemonaide for ya this year.Don't know iff'n it make ya shoot any faster,but it'll sure put cobwebs in ya noggin.Just ask BLB & CC .Last year the nite before the Ruger 22 Rimfire Challenge them yahoo's let me drink a whole quart of that stuff all by myself and didn't even bother to help,Thanks BLB & CC. Next day had to borrow 3 sets of guns to shoot with. Couldn't shoot my own let alone find em.Talk about strategy to take me out of the competition.Well it worked. HUH LSC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Wolf , SASS# 29424L Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 Lemonade, definitely lemonade. KK, I didn't think ya would be speechless. I mean we was talking electricity weren't we? But, if your talking making lemonade, I'll need LSC to chime in (he's the drink maker). BW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Kajun Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 If'n Uncle Frank will let me use two eyes on the stove in the kitchen I might be able to bring some "home brew" with me for Wed night supper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cherokee Charlie Regulator #4967 Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 Huh! Ya'll talk English. This here is Amureca!(Lyndon B. Johnson) I dun tole ya'll las yea to speak tha lanquish uv tha local natives so's we c'n understand ya'll. Ya'here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holiday Hayes SASS#39,336 Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 Hey, Birdgun, this here Baptist shoots the Holy Black! Ya ought to try it, it can be a religious experience! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Dan Troop 70448 Posted May 15, 2012 Author Share Posted May 15, 2012 Electricity? Whats that? Some new fangled invention? Light is something that comes automatically with breaking dawn. When it gets dark, one knows God intended man to sleep or carouse. MT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 Hey, Birdgun, this here Baptist shoots the Holy Black! Ya ought to try it, it can be a religious experience! Nope, too stinky! I intend to remain pure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holiday Hayes SASS#39,336 Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 Well, Black Powder is "all natural ", not like that there artificial smokeless stuff. Just pure Sulfur, Charcoal, and Potassium nitrate as God intended! ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 Well, Black Powder is "all natural ", not like that there artificial smokeless stuff. Just pure Sulfur, Charcoal, and Potassium nitrate as God intended! ;D The wretched Black smells like the fiery perdition belchin' from the gapin' gates of Hell! (Do I hear an "Amen!"?) No sir. Not what God intended. Holiday, I'm praying for your backslidin' condition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holiday Hayes SASS#39,336 Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 Birdgun, I always welcome a prayer or two, ESPECIALLY when I am shooting! As to the smell, well, it was the Good Lord Himself that rained down Hellfire and sulphurous Brimstone onto the sinners of Sodom and Gomorrah to abolish their blight on His Creation! I just look at shootin' the Holy Black as my way to assist in the banishment of the Evil that doest exist Downrange! AMEN and So Mote it Be! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Dan Troop 70448 Posted May 15, 2012 Author Share Posted May 15, 2012 The wretched Black smells like the fiery perdition belchin' from the gapin' gates of Hell! (Do I hear an "Amen!"?) No sir. Not what God intended. Holiday, I'm praying for your backslidin' condition. The Devils Brew. MT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badlands Bob #61228 Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 LEMONAIDE KK got some special lemonaide for ya this year.Don't know iff'n it make ya shoot any faster,but it'll sure put cobwebs in ya noggin.Just ask BLB & CC .Last year the nite before the Ruger 22 Rimfire Challenge them yahoo's let me drink a whole quart of that stuff all by myself and didn't even bother to help,Thanks BLB & CC. Next day had to borrow 3 sets of guns to shoot with. Couldn't shoot my own let alone find em.Talk about strategy to take me out of the competition.Well it worked. HUH LSC Me and CC just wanted to see if LSC could hold it all. And he did. Course he was having trouble feeling his hands the next day and his eyes were crossed. The next day he kept complaining that his sites wouldn't hold still. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barkeep Casey Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 Can we please get back to the "Blue Wolf Bashing". He made fun of my new hat band and I am still a little raw about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Wolf , SASS# 29424L Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 Can we please get back to the "Blue Wolf Bashing". He made fun of my new hat band and I am still a little raw about it That's what ya call that thing a hat band well I'll be. BW :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barkeep Casey Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 You are just jealous! Besides I talked to Bertha and she loves it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Wolf , SASS# 29424L Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 You are just jealous! Besides I talked to Bertha and she loves it Oh So you are the one she ran off with...............the truth finally comes out. I guess ya had LSC make that hat band thingy, so you could get her to fall fer ya. One thing though, that thing on yer hat, it don't help yer shootin a tall. Just saying. BW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Kajun Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 I guess ya had LSC make that hat band thingy.... hat band THINGY? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Wolf , SASS# 29424L Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 hat band THINGY? KK, Let me told you 'bout that there. Ya see Ol' Barkeep had this piece of leather, say 'bout an inch or so wide. Nice piece of leather, ya know. Until, he got the bright idear to put .45 cases on it. Well, ya see he cut down the .45 cases to 'bout 1/2" long and JB welded some Chicago screws in them. So, Ol' Skillet puts them on the leather and makes everything fit his hat. Well now, these things stick out 'bout like spikes on a pit bull collar. Now, LSC says he be Barkeep "Spike" Casey :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barkeep Casey Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 [quote name='Blue Wolf , SASS# 29424L' timestamp='1337132806' post='2431509', it don't help yer shootin a tall. Just saying. BW Jeez Blue Wolf is the only clean shooter for the month , and now he is knocking my shooting. That sure did not take long Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barkeep Casey Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Oh So you are the one she ran off with...............the truth finally comes out. BW Not me! Did you see the dowry that LSC had to give Cherokee Charlie. She is out of my league! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Kajun Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Not me! Did you see the dowry that LSC had to give Cherokee Charlie. She is out of my league! Ole CC said it was 3 quarts of likker and a couple of 4XL thongs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badlands Bob #61228 Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 KK, Let me told you 'bout that there. Ya see Ol' Barkeep had this piece of leather, say 'bout an inch or so wide. Nice piece of leather, ya know. Until, he got the bright idear to put .45 cases on it. Well, ya see he cut down the .45 cases to 'bout 1/2" long and JB welded some Chicago screws in them. So, Ol' Skillet puts them on the leather and makes everything fit his hat. Well now, these things stick out 'bout like spikes on a pit bull collar. Now, LSC says he be Barkeep "Spike" Casey :lol: Does his hat whistle when the wind blows? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Kajun Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Does his hat whistle when the wind blows? Kinda brings to mind the old joke about why women don't skydive nekid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Dan Troop 70448 Posted May 16, 2012 Author Share Posted May 16, 2012 Ole CC said it was 3 quarts of likker and a couple of 4XL thongs! Bet he hated giving up them thongs? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lickskillet charlie Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 ........SPECIAL BULLETIN.... Every one in the OHIO area be on the lookout for an escaped outlaw from Alabama.Last seen driving a white wagon.He goes by many aliases Blue Duck,Quack Quack,but mostly known as Blue Wolf.He escaped from a half way house in north Alabama today and is very dangerous to women,children and especially dogs.Spoke with his wife Diamond Deb earlier this evening to see if a reward was to be offered.Her reply was HECK NO,She would gladly pay someone to aprehend and detain him for a while.So everyone in the Ohio area, if seen please don't feed him or take him in.Ya know the old saying bout feeding strays you'll never get rid of em. LSC (what might go to Bounty Hunting) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holiday Hayes SASS#39,336 Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Blue Duck is on the loose? Oh, Lawdy, Lawdy! Hep us! No, wait. Considering his normal speed, and the distance, it'll take him about two weeks to get to Ohio, about five minutes to get run off, and about a month and a half to get back ( figure he'll get lost ). Sooooo, we might see him again about the middle of August. Maybe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badlands Bob #61228 Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 I'd recommend just puttin them warrants in a drawer fer a while. If Blue Duck stays gone, we'll just call it even. Course, he'll probably be back in a few days with a posse hot on the trail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cherokee Charlie Regulator #4967 Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 This is my third request for Quigley to contact me. I want to do a new sidematch this year at Ambush. Quigley where are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holiday Hayes SASS#39,336 Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Cc, I'll shoot him an email that yer trying to get ahold of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Dan Troop 70448 Posted May 17, 2012 Author Share Posted May 17, 2012 This is my third request for Quigley to contact me. I want to do a new sidematch this year at Ambush. Quigley where are you? Any hints on the new sidematch? MT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Kajun Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 This is my third request for Quigley to contact me. I want to do a new sidematch this year at Ambush. Quigley where are you? Aha....I finally made the connection. Ole CC wants to have a thong slingshot side match and he's wanting Quigley to "calibrate" his thong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Aha....I finally made the connection. Ole CC wants to have a thong slingshot side match and he's wanting Quigley to "calibrate" his thong What projectiles are going to be used? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cherokee Charlie Regulator #4967 Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Marshall, At this time I don't want to spill the beans on the new side match until I talk to Quigley. It will be exciting, I promise. It will be with 22 lever action rifles mark my word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Quigley SASS #32802 Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Yawnnnnnn. Somebody call my name? Sorry CC, my memory is gettin bad. Been planning to call for a week but will gether done tonight. BW, kiss my grits! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holiday Hayes SASS#39,336 Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 See, he aint dead. He just looks that way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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