Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 I've had it with the rain, I've had it with the snow, I've had it with the cold wind That continues to blow. I'm tired of the clouds, That blot out the sky, So it's time for me To tell you goodbye. I'm boarding a plane, And heading for the tropics, I might even miss the Saloon, With its wierd, wacky topics. So hello Belize, With your sun and turquoise water, I'll suck back your margaritas, As the sun becomes hotter. I wish I could stay, Forever and a day, But with no cowboy shooting, I must come home to play. Y'all behave while I'm gone, and I'll make sure that I'll drink a margarita for each and every one of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 I've had it with the rain,I've had it with the snow, I've had it with the cold wind That continues to blow. I'm tired of the clouds, That blot out the sky, So it's time for me To tell you goodbye. I'm boarding a plane, And heading for the tropics, I might even miss the Saloon, With its wierd, wacky topics. So hello Belize, With your sun and turquoise water, I'll suck back your margaritas, As the sun becomes hotter. I wish I could stay, Forever and a day, But with no cowboy shooting, I must come home to play. Y'all behave while I'm gone, and I'll make sure that I'll drink a margarita for each and every one of you. Have fun, we will all miss you!!! And no we will not behave... lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Chicken. Okie is a chicken! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted November 26, 2010 Author Share Posted November 26, 2010 Chicken. Okie is a chicken! A Rhode Island Red. Boy's got a mouth like a cannon, always shootin' it off. Boy's like a dead horse -- got no get-up-and-go... Did ya see that hawk after those hens? He scared 'em! That Rhode Island Red turned white, then blue. Rhode Island, red white and blue! That's a joke, son, a flag-waver! You're built too low. The fast ones go over your head. Ya got a hole in your glove. I keep pitchin' 'em and you keep missin' 'em! Ya gotta keep your eye on the ball! Eye. Ball. Eyeball! I almost had a gag, son--a joke, that is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. James H. Callahan Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Dang 'Bones, sounds like your clutch is slipping. You need a vacation! If you get a chance to do the cave tubing thing in Belize it was pretty fun. Just get back in time for the Convention! Bon Voyage! JHC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 What....Okie Sawbones headin to a for-ran country ??? Oh my....Say it aint so ,Okie...say it aint so !!!! Well he77, aint no descent country will have'em !! They'll just send'em rat back after he's done corrupt'in them !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 There's warm places in the good ol' US of A ya know! Heck I'd head south to So. Cal. and hook up with Deja and go to the beach! Or you could go on down to San Diego where the weather is perfect just about all year 'round! If I headed south I'd wind up in Florida, hmmmm, not a bad idea I could go to a shoot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 I went to South Seattle once. Does that count, Okie? Hun?? Sitting on the beach at Alki in my Speedo drinking beer and eating chips. The man is a beefcake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willie Wheelgun Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 Okie, just don't kick Wildcat in the ankle this time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted November 27, 2010 Author Share Posted November 27, 2010 Okie, just don't kick Wildcat in the ankle this time! A little higher. We head out in a couple of hours -- the red eye to Houston. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willie Wheelgun Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 Journey mercies for a couple of the best people top side of planet Earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted November 27, 2010 Author Share Posted November 27, 2010 Well I'm disappointed. I zipped right through security with no radiation and no grope. I went back through the line three more times -- no grope. Do ya think they're trying to tell me something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 Dang, what a wuss, a little weather and off he goes. I went to the Phoenix area for Thanksgiving, but I took the cold weather with me, all the locals were digging out coats and freezing, I just thought it was a bit cool. Grizz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted November 27, 2010 Author Share Posted November 27, 2010 Sitting in Houston -- 37 degrees. They are not happy with me, thinking I brought the weather with me. They have given me three hours to get outta town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spanish Bit Bobb Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 Hey Okie...wile yer down thare...kin ya stop in at Wet Willie's Cantina & Bar an inquire if they found my Ray Ban's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 Wear your speedo on the beach, Okie. It will attract a lot of people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 When ever I wear a speed at the beach I wind up with the place to myself, dunno whats up with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Creek Law Dog Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 It's winter in Canada And the gentle breezes blow Seventy miles an hour At thirty five below. Oh, how I love Canada When the snow's up to your butt You take a breath of winter And your nose gets frozen shut. Yes, the weather here is wonderful So I guess I'll hang around I could never leave Canada Cuz I'm frozen to the ground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 There's warm places in the good ol' US of A ya know! Heck I'd head south to So. Cal. and hook up with Deja and go to the beach! Or you could go on down to San Diego where the weather is perfect just about all year 'round! If I headed south I'd wind up in Florida, hmmmm, not a bad idea I could go to a shoot! Aint gonna go to Ca. no more !! It ether shakes, slides, burns too much fer me... And dem just da good points........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellfire # 35333L Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 And just where can I go that I know will be warm. I've already decided this is the last year I'm sitting around in the rain and ice. Took a fall tuesday and cracked my skull real good. I'm going to be a snow bird. Where to go? Arizona,new mexico'san diego......I want to be warm.......shoot every weekend...not to crowded.....Maybe I want too much...... Hellfire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted November 28, 2010 Share Posted November 28, 2010 And just where can I go that I know will be warm. I've already decided this is the last year I'm sitting around in the rain and ice. Took a fall tuesday and cracked my skull real good. I'm going to be a snow bird. Where to go? Arizona,new mexico'san diego......I want to be warm.......shoot every weekend...not to crowded.....Maybe I want too much...... Hellfire Naw.... Just figger out what cha want.. Be willin' to adjust here and there... And stick to yur guns!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted November 28, 2010 Share Posted November 28, 2010 Well I'm disappointed. I zipped right through security with no radiation and no grope. I went back through the line three more times -- no grope. Do ya think they're trying to tell me something? Yup........ Called ahead fer ya...... Told T.S.A. dat ifin' dey don't want to see ya comin' or goin'....NO RADIATION Ifin' ya want him to just leave.....NO GROPIN' Ifin' ya grope him, he'll like it and never....I mean never... leave ya alone !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boss Hoss Fly #63711 Posted November 28, 2010 Share Posted November 28, 2010 DANG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. James H. Callahan Posted November 28, 2010 Share Posted November 28, 2010 Wear your speedo on the beach, Okie. It will attract a lot of people. Thanks Charlie! Ya done give me a good idea for my cruise next year. I'd bet the beer money that if I wear a Speedo to the beach I'll clear that joint out in a hurry and have the beach AAAAAAALL to meself! JHC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. James H. Callahan Posted November 28, 2010 Share Posted November 28, 2010 On second thought, mebbe that ain't such a good idea. I do enjoy watching the bikini bunnies at the beach. Wouldn't be much point in going if they all skeedadle. JHC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paladin Gun For Hire Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 Do ya need someone to carry your bags???? Have fun,get refreshed then come back and we will have some great cowboy fun next time we posse up. Paladin, gun for hire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oklahomabound Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 ...are you back yet Okie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flint McCloud 3103L Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 ...are you back yet Okie? Last I heard from him, they are coming back this coming Saturday sometime... Vaya con Dios Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shenny Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 Took a cruise for 10 nights about 7 years ago, went to Belize, best thing about it was the water taxis into town. About 30 ft Boston Whaler type boat with 4 250 horse, I think, Black Max's on the back. Made for an interesting trip into the port. All joking aside, is there a place where the temp normally doesn't get above 80 and not below 32 in the US of A?? shenny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted December 4, 2010 Author Share Posted December 4, 2010 Well I am almost back to civilization. We're sitting in the Belize airport. There are no connections of any kind out on the island. Lots of sun and heat, and now back to the Pacific NorthWet. Lots of critters on the dives -- dolphins, sharks, turtles, barracudas, crabs, lobsters, an octopus that looked just like Badger (or just as grabby), some small salt water crocodiles, and a host of reef fish. No, I didn't see any mermaids. The worst part is I'll be flying during the OU-Neb and SC-Auburn games. Boomer Sooner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 More like Blubber Bloomer. Nebraska 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oklahomabound Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 OU by 7. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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