Hey Widder

[Tennessee williams]

   I couldn't get you on the phone so I figured I'd send you this private message. 

   I agree with what you said about Pat Riot, but you shouldn't talk like that about Blackwater. He's good people and my kin to boot. Just try not to mention that too much on the wire or the saloon. 

   Did the doctor ever figure out what those weird spots are? I don't think I'd worry too much since you don't get much use out of it anymore. But, I'll bet you'll be glad after that hemorrhoids surgery. Man, I bet that's awful. Grape size you say? Man oh man.

   I did get out to the carnival to talk to that bearded lady for you. She said she'd be happy to go to the movies with you, and can meet around 2. That'll give yall time to get to know each other better. 

  Hated to send all this to you on private message. I'll try calling you tomorrow.

-Tennessee

[Widder, SASS #59054]

Yea...... call me tomorrow...... at my Lawyers office.   BR-549

 

I heard you had a close female (?) friend that is one of those 'tree huggers'.   And she only shaves

her legs below the knee.    

And she never shaves under her arms either.  I saw her the other day outside Walmart and she

was pointing up in the sky at a jet.   You would swear it looked like she had Alfalfa in a head lock.

 

..........Widder

 

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

is it gonna be a LONG winter ? 

[Pat Riot]

Whatever it was, I am sure it was justified. 

[Blackwater 53393]

Like I told Dantankerous late last night, (or was it early this morning) if he’s talking ‘bout me, it’s just ta’ give you a break!!

 

Ya’see, folks!!  This is what ya’s get when you don’t investigate far enough into the family of a prospective spouse!!

 

Schoolmarm says, with some regret, that ya’s can choose friends and lovers, but ya’ cain’t choose yer relatives!!

 

STILL!  Ol’ TW’s good fer a laugh ‘n’ even a meal now ‘n’ then!!

[The Original Lumpy Gritz]

Who are you guys? 

[Blackwater 53393]

2 minutes ago, The Original Lumpy Gritz said:

Who are you guys? 

Your neighbors a little to the East!!

[Subdeacon Joe]

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

6 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

there be a snack for Blackwater 

[Blackwater 53393]

20 minutes ago, Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 said:

there be a snack for Blackwater 

For a month!!  

[Widder, SASS #59054]

Kinda looks like the cook at Dairy Queen when TW pulls up to the drive-thru window.

 

..........Widder

 

[Blackwater 53393]

Ya’know? We orta get ourselves over ta’ Bell Buckle the next time ya’ get down this way, Widder!

 
 The three of us could get us a good meal and TW can buy ‘em out of nanner flavored Moon Pies!!   

[Perro Del Diablo]

On 11/5/2024 at 11:12 PM, Tennessee williams said:

   I couldn't get you on the phone so I figured I'd send you this private message. 

   I agree with what you said about Pat Riot, but you shouldn't talk like that about Blackwater. He's good people and my kin to boot. Just try not to mention that too much on the wire or the saloon. 

   Did the doctor ever figure out what those weird spots are? I don't think I'd worry too much since you don't get much use out of it anymore. But, I'll bet you'll be glad after that hemorrhoids surgery. Man, I bet that's awful. Grape size you say? Man oh man.

   I did get out to the carnival to talk to that bearded lady for you. She said she'd be happy to go to the movies with you, and can meet around 2. That'll give yall time to get to know each other better. 

  Hated to send all this to you on private message. I'll try calling you tomorrow.

-Tennessee

Now yall wasn't supposed talk about Patriot like that. It was my turn.

[Blackwater 53393]

1 hour ago, Perro Del Diablo said:

Now yall wasn't supposed talk about Patriot like that. It was my turn.

Where’s the line formin’??  Or do we need to take numbers??  Folks need to know these things!!

[Widder, SASS #59054]

Patriot moved away from the west coast at his earliest opportunity.   And, he moved into a good state.

 

Gotta SALUTE the feller.

 

..........Widder

 

[Pat Riot]

I love West Virginia. Always have. Great people and great landscape. 

[Blackwater 53393]

6 minutes ago, Pat Riot said:

I love West Virginia. Always have. Great people and great landscape. 

Showin’ good judgment and exquisite taste!!  😎👍