Tennessee williams Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 Widder's bunkhouse boss caught him doing something he shouldn't have been doing and won't let him get on the Wire or even write an email. He's grounded until some time Monday. He wouldn't tell me what it was he got caught doing, but getting grounded might be better than going blind. 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Maverick Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 Is he still walking or is he in the hospital? TM 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original Lumpy Gritz Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 Will his voice, have a higher pitch now? 1 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chantry Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 One down, one more to go 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PowderRiverCowboy Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 Didnt you tell him not to charge the porn sites to the credit card ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 Look, I gotta stand up for Widder. This was because he and his Missus had an argument. Finished up with down on her knees. Unfortunately, she was saying "Come out from under that bed you stinker!" 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted April 8 Share Posted April 8 Now that he is grounded, it would be a good time to hit him with the electricity. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted April 8 Author Share Posted April 8 1 hour ago, PowderRiverCowboy said: Didnt you tell him not to charge the porn sites to the credit card ? Someone told him midget porn was cheaper to watch than reg'lar porn. He thought he was saving a dollar or two. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Maverick Posted April 8 Share Posted April 8 Poor Widder not on here to take up for himself. However, that being said I would hate to be in TW's shoes when he does return and does that payback thing he does so well. LOL TM 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted April 8 Share Posted April 8 Texas Maverick: I'm still walking....... but not smiling. Lumpy: My voice did pitch upwards an octive or two. Chantry: TW is a fabricator of tales. He should be at the top of everyone's 'list'. Powder River: no porn or credit card usage. I was talking with the Geisha twins on the phone using 'Face Time', which is a live conversation. My wife walked by and looked at who I was talking with (which was o.k.), but at the same time, one of the other twins walked behind her sister with very little clothes on and the 'Face Time' picked it up. Hot water for me! Deacon: Thanks. A good friend is what I need when dealing with TW. Okie: that's funny! Texas Maverick: I'm Back! I was without Internet services for about 8 days. Thats why TW knew it was a good time to stab me in the back, which is what he does best. He hires illegal aliens (usually little alter boys) to sharpen his knives so he always has one ready to stab those around him. He would use his guns.......... but he's a terrible shot. PLUS, he's afraid that I might tell everyone about his doctor visit last week to Dr. Smellfunkus, his colonoscopy doctor. WHEW! ...........Widder 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted April 8 Share Posted April 8 Welcome back @Widder, SASS #59054 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Maverick Posted April 8 Share Posted April 8 1 hour ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: Texas Maverick: I'm still walking....... but not smiling. Lumpy: My voice did pitch upwards an octive or two. Chantry: TW is a fabricator of tales. He should be at the top of everyone's 'list'. Powder River: no porn or credit card usage. I was talking with the Geisha twins on the phone using 'Face Time', which is a live conversation. My wife walked by and looked at who I was talking with (which was o.k.), but at the same time, one of the other twins walked behind her sister with very little clothes on and the 'Face Time' picked it up. Hot water for me! Deacon: Thanks. A good friend is what I need when dealing with TW. Okie: that's funny! Texas Maverick: I'm Back! I was without Internet services for about 8 days. Thats why TW knew it was a good time to stab me in the back, which is what he does best. He hires illegal aliens (usually little alter boys) to sharpen his knives so he always has one ready to stab those around him. He would use his guns.......... but he's a terrible shot. PLUS, he's afraid that I might tell everyone about his doctor visit last week to Dr. Smellfunkus, his colonoscopy doctor. WHEW! ...........Widder Glad you were able to clear things up with the little misses. I think she might have believed your story about the third twin with no clothes on but only time will tell. LOL TM 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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