Tennessee williams Posted April 7, 2024 Posted April 7, 2024 Widder's bunkhouse boss caught him doing something he shouldn't have been doing and won't let him get on the Wire or even write an email. He's grounded until some time Monday. He wouldn't tell me what it was he got caught doing, but getting grounded might be better than going blind.
Texas Maverick Posted April 7, 2024 Posted April 7, 2024 Is he still walking or is he in the hospital? TM
The Original Lumpy Gritz Posted April 7, 2024 Posted April 7, 2024 Will his voice, have a higher pitch now?
PowderRiverCowboy Posted April 7, 2024 Posted April 7, 2024 Didnt you tell him not to charge the porn sites to the credit card ?
DeaconKC Posted April 7, 2024 Posted April 7, 2024 Look, I gotta stand up for Widder. This was because he and his Missus had an argument. Finished up with down on her knees. Unfortunately, she was saying "Come out from under that bed you stinker!"
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted April 8, 2024 Posted April 8, 2024 Now that he is grounded, it would be a good time to hit him with the electricity.
Tennessee williams Posted April 8, 2024 Author Posted April 8, 2024 1 hour ago, PowderRiverCowboy said: Didnt you tell him not to charge the porn sites to the credit card ? Someone told him midget porn was cheaper to watch than reg'lar porn. He thought he was saving a dollar or two.
Texas Maverick Posted April 8, 2024 Posted April 8, 2024 Poor Widder not on here to take up for himself. However, that being said I would hate to be in TW's shoes when he does return and does that payback thing he does so well. LOL TM
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted April 8, 2024 Posted April 8, 2024 Texas Maverick: I'm still walking....... but not smiling. Lumpy: My voice did pitch upwards an octive or two. Chantry: TW is a fabricator of tales. He should be at the top of everyone's 'list'. Powder River: no porn or credit card usage. I was talking with the Geisha twins on the phone using 'Face Time', which is a live conversation. My wife walked by and looked at who I was talking with (which was o.k.), but at the same time, one of the other twins walked behind her sister with very little clothes on and the 'Face Time' picked it up. Hot water for me! Deacon: Thanks. A good friend is what I need when dealing with TW. Okie: that's funny! Texas Maverick: I'm Back! I was without Internet services for about 8 days. Thats why TW knew it was a good time to stab me in the back, which is what he does best. He hires illegal aliens (usually little alter boys) to sharpen his knives so he always has one ready to stab those around him. He would use his guns.......... but he's a terrible shot. PLUS, he's afraid that I might tell everyone about his doctor visit last week to Dr. Smellfunkus, his colonoscopy doctor. WHEW! ...........Widder
Texas Maverick Posted April 8, 2024 Posted April 8, 2024 1 hour ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: Texas Maverick: I'm still walking....... but not smiling. Lumpy: My voice did pitch upwards an octive or two. Chantry: TW is a fabricator of tales. He should be at the top of everyone's 'list'. Powder River: no porn or credit card usage. I was talking with the Geisha twins on the phone using 'Face Time', which is a live conversation. My wife walked by and looked at who I was talking with (which was o.k.), but at the same time, one of the other twins walked behind her sister with very little clothes on and the 'Face Time' picked it up. Hot water for me! Deacon: Thanks. A good friend is what I need when dealing with TW. Okie: that's funny! Texas Maverick: I'm Back! I was without Internet services for about 8 days. Thats why TW knew it was a good time to stab me in the back, which is what he does best. He hires illegal aliens (usually little alter boys) to sharpen his knives so he always has one ready to stab those around him. He would use his guns.......... but he's a terrible shot. PLUS, he's afraid that I might tell everyone about his doctor visit last week to Dr. Smellfunkus, his colonoscopy doctor. WHEW! ...........Widder Glad you were able to clear things up with the little misses. I think she might have believed your story about the third twin with no clothes on but only time will tell. LOL TM
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