Widder, SASS #59054 Posted December 18, 2023 Share Posted December 18, 2023 My oh my, the poor boy just ain't got a clue about nothing. His Wife went to the local mall in Murfreesboro to do some Christmas shopping. Well, ole TN was suppose to meet her there and they were gonna shop together to get some family members a few gifts. After about 30 minutes at the mall and a 'No Show' for TW, his wife calls him on the phone and expresses her great displeasure with him not being there. TW says.....'Honey, do you remember when we first got married and we went to that jewelry store where you saw that real pretty diamond necklace..... but I couldn't get it for you because we didn't have much money back then". She says..... "Oh, how sweet. I remember that store very well and how sweet it is of you to remember that". TW says..... "Well, I'm in the gun store next door to it". Another true story. I got a feeling that somebody might wake up on Christmas morning 'Elfless', if you know what I mean..... ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted December 18, 2023 Share Posted December 18, 2023 Well.... Did he buy a gun???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted December 18, 2023 Share Posted December 18, 2023 8 minutes ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said: Well.... Did he buy a gun???? Not one… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watab kid Posted December 18, 2023 Share Posted December 18, 2023 i can relate to this story - im just trying to dodge the bullets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted December 18, 2023 Share Posted December 18, 2023 one can only hope , sometimes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabez Cowboy,SASS # 50129 Posted December 18, 2023 Share Posted December 18, 2023 I would guess that Widder was in the self same Gun Store... Jabez Cowboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 I don't know how this outright fabrication came to be, but I bet none of you believed him. But me now. I've got a true one for you. This past Sunday, Widder and his bunkhouse boss was a sittin in church during prayer when he leaned over to her and whispered "I just let out a silent fart. What should I do?" She looked at him and said, "turn your hearing aid back on". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Bill Burt Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 That's not how I heard it. I heard Widder's wife asked him if that was a fart and he replied 'mostly'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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