Buckshot Bear Posted January 5, 2022 Posted January 5, 2022 Macca’s launches ‘bold’ new swimwear range But if you regularly eat it......you won't look good in the new swimmers https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/eat/maccas-launches-bold-new-swimwear-range/news-story/bb45f7d7a8344da64858a5d68f574521
Pat Riot Posted January 5, 2022 Posted January 5, 2022 I believe I may have just read an article in English, but I am really not sure. I no longer drink, so they isn’t it. I don’t smoke dope it or do drugs, so that’s not it. I am not tired or ill, so that’s not it. Weird…Maybe I have just plain lost my marbles…
Alpo Posted January 5, 2022 Posted January 5, 2022 Do Aussies dislike McDonald's that much, or does the idiot that wrote that article not know the meaning of the word "infamous"?
Utah Bob #35998 Posted January 6, 2022 Posted January 6, 2022 Maccas? What in the fair dinkum crikey crock on the barbie is goin on down there??
Buckshot Bear Posted January 6, 2022 Author Posted January 6, 2022 3 minutes ago, Utah Bob #35998 said: Maccas? What in the fair dinkum crikey crock on the barbie is goin on down there?? Bob....that's what 'McDonalds' is called down here.....Macca's. McDonald's rebrands to Macca's in Australia
Buckshot Bear Posted January 6, 2022 Author Posted January 6, 2022 1 minute ago, Utah Bob #35998 said: So you don’t have this guy? Good. Unfortunately Bob......he's on the loose down here as well mate.
Utah Bob #35998 Posted January 6, 2022 Posted January 6, 2022 34 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said: Unfortunately Bob......he's on the loose down here as well mate. Call Immigration!
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted January 6, 2022 Posted January 6, 2022 1 hour ago, Utah Bob #35998 said: Call Immigration! ........ Immigration is busy with that Serbian world champion tennis player at the moment, deporting him .....
Pat Riot Posted January 6, 2022 Posted January 6, 2022 5 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said: Bob....that's what 'McDonalds' is called down here.....Macca's. Ohhhhh! That makes sense (not really)
Alpo Posted January 6, 2022 Posted January 6, 2022 Maybe they have a law down there - it's illegal for a word to have more than two syllables? That would explain why barbecue became Barbie. So McDonald's had to become macca. Kangaroo became roo. Aborigine became abo. El Camino and Ranchero became utes. Hmmmm. I may have something here.
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted January 6, 2022 Posted January 6, 2022 "Ronald Macca" just doesn't have the right ring to it.
Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme Posted January 6, 2022 Posted January 6, 2022 9 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said: Bob....that's what 'McDonalds' is called down here.....Macca's. McDonald's rebrands to Macca's in Australia Yes, but why is world famous chef Gordon Ramsey wiping Macca's countertop?
Utah Bob #35998 Posted January 6, 2022 Posted January 6, 2022 A. That’s a sign, not a counter top. B. That’s actually Gordon’s Aussie cousin, Bruce Ramsey. He works for Macca’s in the warehouse after his Vegimite Liverwurst Sandwich restaurant went under last year. Some blame it on Covid. Some do not. He is now under a court order that prohibits him from being within 50 feet of any food preparation location.
Buckshot Bear Posted January 7, 2022 Author Posted January 7, 2022 Bruce woke up this morning at 8am, and could instantly smell something was wrong. When he got downstairs he found his missus face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing! First he panicked and didn’t know what to do. Then he remembered Maccas serves breakfast until 11:30am.
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