Buckshot Bear Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shiftPreparing to write a cheque, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, she says:'Well, that's great....that's just great....Some ar$ehole's got my pen!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original Lumpy Gritz Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 It's spelled 'check' OLG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 That's okay. The other word doesn't have an r in it. Dang Aussies donno how to spell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 47 minutes ago, The Original Lumpy Gritz said: It's spelled 'check' OLG Your spellcheque program told you that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted November 16, 2021 Author Share Posted November 16, 2021 16 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: Your spellcheque program told you that? That's very clever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original Lumpy Gritz Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 1 hour ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: Your spellcheque program told you that? You said it was our secret OLG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 I think that one is number 43 or 44… Doesn’t matter, they’re both good ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Painted Mohawk SASS 77785 Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 Hey Bear there gangin' up on us 'picking on our spelling '..they 'orta talk.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted November 17, 2021 Author Share Posted November 17, 2021 17 minutes ago, Painted Mohawk SASS 77785 said: Hey Bear there gangin' up on us 'picking on our spelling '..they 'orta talk.. LOL..... The audacity Mohawk!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooster Ron Wayne Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 Sadly that hard working Nurse . Probably won't have a job much longer . That's as far as I will go with this comment. God Bless America Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 If you want to make the joke as clean as it was when I first heard it waaaaaaaaay back when I was a yonker, the punchline has the doctor say (when I heard it it was a doctor) "Now where do you suppose I left my pen?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watab kid Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 thanks , made me chuckle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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