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Howdy,

After all that's happened.

The killing.

The virus.

The cops.

The President.

The Governor

And that weird mayor of Chicago...

 

my 

CABLE

BILL

WENT DOWN

ALMOST

two dollars.

Best

CR

 

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Did you drop something from your programming?

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What’s cable?;) I’ve never had it. Always been satellite or over the air. I give a cable company trespass rights across my property but they won’t build the system out on my side of the road:angry:.

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Good morning Mr. Blue.

We’ve had our EYE on you.

Now about your cable bill.

Just an error, If you will, That went

Out by “mistake,“ and was sent

You see, Mr. Blue, your bill actually,

Went up by 10%, unfortunately.

Next month your bill will be correct,

With the 10% increase in effect,

Plus the 2 bucks you still owe,

At 8% interest, don’t you know?

To contend our invoice, lots of luck!

We’ve been watching you, you little schmuck!

Cat Brules,  :angry:   Manager, Accounting 

   cc:  Milton Pennywise (Chicago)

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Mine went up $5.00 when the virus first hit!:angry:

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Posted (edited)

Howdy,

Its possible the cable guys dropped some service or channel??

That sounds good.

Im sure not going anywhere near that crowded office.

Im in an area where antenna get almost nothing.

It is sure a love hate relationship.

For about five years internet was great one day and junk the next.

Several modems were replaced one after another and better now.

And the bill just goes up and up a few dollars so often.

Best

CR

 

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9 hours ago, Chili Ron said:

Howdy,

After all that's happened.

The killing.

The virus.

The cops.

The President.

The Governor

And that weird mayor of Chicago...

 

my 

CABLE

BILL

WENT DOWN

ALMOST

two dollars.

Best

CR

 

 

Quick!  Buy a lottery ticket before your lucky streak runs out!

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Myelectric bill and water bill have dropped dramatically.

’Course I haven’t been home for 4 months.

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On 6/15/2020 at 11:33 PM, Cat Brules said:

Good morning Mr. Blue.

We’ve had our EYE on you.

Now about your cable bill.

Just an error, If you will, That went

Out by “mistake,“ and was sent

You see, Mr. Blue, your bill actually,

Went up by 10%, unfortunately.

Next month your bill will be correct,

With the 10% increase in effect,

Plus the 2 bucks you still owe,

At 8% interest, don’t you know?

To contend our invoice, lots of luck!

We’ve been watching you, you little schmuck!

Cat Brules,  :angry:   Manager, Accounting 

   cc:  Milton Pennywise (Chicago)

 

They forgot to mention the $2.00 fee for sending a paper bill.

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