CDC advisory

[Marshal Chance Morgun]

It you KNOW it's a Codvid-19, it's Covid -19

If you THINK it's Codvid-19, it could be Covid -19

If you KNOW it's not Codvid-19, it's not Covid -19

[Utah Bob #35998]

Just now, Marshal Chance Morgun said:

It you KNOW it's a Codvid-19, it's Covid -19

If you THINK it's Codvid-19, it could be Covid -19

If you KNOW it's not Codvid-19, it's not Covid -19

Unless they used one of those defective Chinese tests on ya and what you thought you know is wrong. 

[bgavin]

A death from something other than C19 ain't worth much.
$13,000 a death from C19
$39,000 a death from C19 while on a Ventilator.

CDC instructions to doctors say to pad death certificates as C19.
The mayor of NYC says he inflated C19 deaths by at least 4,000.

Ain't the numbers grand?
And trustworthy... too.

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

3 hours ago, bgavin said:

A death from something other than C19 ain't worth much.
$13,000 a death from C19
$39,000 a death from C19 while on a Ventilator.

CDC instructions to doctors say to pad death certificates as C19.
The mayor of NYC says he inflated C19 deaths by at least 4,000.

Ain't the numbers grand?
And trustworthy... too.

And in Chicago, NYC, and Washington, DC, the ones with bullet holes?

 

 

 

[Warden Callaway]

4 hours ago, bgavin said:

A death from something other than C19 ain't worth much.
$13,000 a death from C19
$39,000 a death from C19 while on a Ventilator.

CDC instructions to doctors say to pad death certificates as C19.
The mayor of NYC says he inflated C19 deaths by at least 4,000.

Ain't the numbers grand?
And trustworthy... too.

 

Now now.  We know we can trust numbers coming from the most politically corrupt, organized crime ridden cities in the world. 

[bgavin]

My son-in-law is a native of New Orleans... he says NOLA is actually the murder capitol of the US, but stays out of this title by the way they report the murders.

If the victim dies where he was shot, it is a murder.
If the victim dies in a hospital later on, it is a death by assault.

He says this is done to protect the tourist trade.
 

[Tequila Shooter]

9 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

And in Chicago, NYC, and Washington, DC, the ones with bullet holes?

 

 

 

 

That would a COVID death by association.  Follow this logic:

1.  Shooter has COVID-19
2.  Shooter handles ammunition, thus transferring the virus to the ammunition
3.  The round then goes into the victim which transfers the virus to the victim
4.  The victim dies on scene - it's a COVID death
5.  The victim lives - goes to hospital where they test for COVID, tests positive, then dies of gunshot wound - COVID death

Hope this helps everyone understand the thinking of how to report accurate numbers. 

[bgavin]

Just two yeers ago, I culd not spell 'dada enjineer'... now I are one....

"I'm from the government.  I'm here to help."
I do have to laugh... none of the gov't numbers on C19 agree with each other.
 

[Joke 'um]

The same statisticians/methods provide the models that empower the leftists' "climate change" power grab.

[Utah Bob #35998]

1 hour ago, bgavin said:

My son-in-law is a native of New Orleans... he says NOLA is actually the murder capitol of the US, but stays out of this title by the way they report the murders.

If the victim dies where he was shot, it is a murder.
If the victim dies in a hospital later on, it is a death by assault.

He says this is done to protect the tourist trade.
 

There was a city near where I used to live that manipulated stats like that to make it appear that it was a safe and happy place. Chief eventually got caught and lost his job.

[Ramblin Gambler]

4 hours ago, Utah Bob #35998 said:

There was a city near where I used to live that manipulated stats like that to make it appear that it was a safe and happy place. Chief eventually got caught and lost his job.

 

You didn't live near England did you?  Cause they do that sorta thing too to keep people from knowing how dangerous it is there.  When they get caught, no one is fired, they just revise the numbers years later after the papers are done reporting them.