Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 He’s got the mental range of a windshield wiper. - from The Highwaymen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Business Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Doesn't know s*** from shinola. Not the sharpest happy meal in the drawer. Oh, wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 My daddy used to use this one, so forgive the mild expletive. You put his/her brains in a billy goat's head and he'd butt with his ass!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 And one my little brother used on one of our fellow employees!! "It's a bright thing!! You wouldn't understand!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 If his brains were dynamite, he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose. He ain't got the sense God gave a crowbar. Then there are those wicked retorts by Winston Churchill. Quote Churchill was once accused by Bessie Braddock of being drunk, the exchange went something along the lines of: Bessie: “Winston, you are drunk.“ Winston: “My dear, you are ugly, but tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be ugly.“ Quote Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if I were married to you, I'd put poison in your coffee. Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 If his/her brains was gasoline, there wouldn't be enough to run a pissant's motor scooter around a green pea!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 My Dad used to say "If we could see the brain in his head it would like a BB in a boxcar." about certain people that worked for him...for a short while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 My high school gym coach said of a young man, "If you rolled his brain down the edge of a razor blade it would look like a marble rolling down a six lane highway!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jax T Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 My dad said If ignorance was bliss he would be a big a** blister!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Sheridan Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 1 hour ago, DocWard said: Then there are those wicked retorts by Winston Churchill. Lady Astor once got the burn on him as well. Churchill asked her what disguise he should wear to a masquerade ball, and she replied "Why don't you come sober, Prime Minister? Nobody would recognize you!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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